God bless you.
God bless you.
You’ve got 99 problems, but an unplanned pregnancy certainly isn’t one.
You’re so uncool that it’s ACTUALLY cool. Right? No? OK.
Everything is a trigger.
How long did we sign the lease for?
WHY does my cat keep hissing at the wall?! Does she see a ghost?
At least you’re hot.
Life is far from kushy. Here are some tweets that perfectly depict the struggle stoners have to go through in their everyday lives.
If life gave you lemons, you’d squeeze them in people’s eyes.
Getting a wine stain out of a lab coat = nightmare.
It really is cheaper by the dozen.
My wrists are more decorative than functional.
Prepare yourself for a fact blitzkrieg!
School dances are the enemy.
It’s not all apples and summer holidays.
We’ve explored every corner of the planet. We’ve used technology to create a global community. We’ve even put a man on the moon. But we still haven’t figured out how to make fitted sheets stay put? Really?
It’s a complete injustice.
Chances are you had a pillow and a bag with extra clothes in your office.
DID YOU JUST SCREENSHOT MY SNAP?
Makeup can be your best friend… or your worst enemy.
Get off your high horse and let’s weed out these issues, bluntly.
I love my curls, except when it’s raining…
Right now, there’s someone out there. SOMEONE HAVING FUN WITHOUT ME.
You used to stink of salami. All. The. Time.
Shaving. Lots of shaving.
Do all women queef?
You’re not invited to the office party.
No no no poker face, no no poker face.