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Culture Buzz Notice the stripes in the legs…masterful. “Movember,” aka “No Shave November,” “Novembeard,” or “Growvember.” His name is Noel Evans, and his body is a temple of mustache.
I'd explain this photo, but it's better if you didn't know anything.
Music Buzz To mark the passing of Masturbation Month, here are 40 musical odes to onanism. These songs are either completely about masturbation, make reference to masturbation or involve sex toys designed for self-pleasure. This list is by no means comprehensive. Add your favorite auto-erotic tracks in the comments below!
Culture Buzz While popular media has portrayed Brooklyn's Williamsburg neighborhood as the home of the hipster, New York is only #2 in terms of overall “hipster” search volume. Who's #1?
Celebrity Buzz In honor of her newfound bacherlorettehood, here's a gratuitous gallery of the internet's other favorite Olivia. The definition of “topless,” in this instance, has been expanded to include see-thru tops and other revealing garments. Because someone, somewhere will care about that distinction.
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Leighton Meester gets serenaded by Prince during his sold-out concert at Madison Square Garden.
Homeward Bound, IRL. I bet he got into so many mischievous adventures over those five years.
Swedish pop star Robyn took on Prince's 1984 classic “When Doves Cry” in one take recorded straight to vinyl this week. Not bad at all… (Via 24B)
Star Wars fan art is typically so much better than Star Wars itself. Case in point, Chewbacca riding a “Purple Rain”-style motorcycle as fireballs plummet on the horizon. Via.
Music Buzz Even the most famous musicians have their goofy side. Just check out the faces they make while playing guitar. I’m not sure if it’s pleasure or pain.
Yesterday we analyzed the princesses, today it's the princes turn.
Music Buzz Continuing his understated, laid-back approach to making music, Prince announces he'll release three new records in 2009. Is it just me, or does his new site look like it was designed by Apple?
Celebrity Buzz Prince, a Jehovah's Witness, spoke out against gay marriage recently with the best quote ever attributed to someone you don't agree with. Said Prince: “God came to earth and saw people sticking it wherever and doing it with whatever, and he just cleared it all out. He was, like, ‘Enough.’ ” UPDATE: Prince says he was misquoted. It's the New Yorker vs. Perez Hilton…choose your own side.
Celebrity Buzz Gen X is poised for a vicarious mid-life crisis as their favorite pop stars all turn 50 this year. We all know that the Rolling Stones are rockin’ their golden years. But now a new generation can lament the graying of their childhood icons. All three stars still look good, but Michael Jackson looks freakin’ AMAZING. Must be the oxygen tent and youthful lifestyle.
And you thought these reactions were bad. A million face palms is not…
