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A couple of upper middle class white girls say “jigga what” in support of GOP candidate Rick Perry. Think this will give Perry the cred needed to win the election? (via gawker.com)
Michael Bay has a new movie coming out about Republican presidential candidate Rick Perry! Oh, it's just his official campaign advertisement that looks just like Tim Pawlenty's official campaign advertisement. My mistake.
After finishing third in yesterday's Iowa Straw Poll behind Michele Bachmann and Ron Paul, the former Minnesota governor decided to call it quits. “Obviously the pathway forward for me doesn't really exist so we are going to end the campaign,” he said. “I thought I would have made a great president.” (via.)
Robert John Burck, better known as the Naked Cowboy, or the man who plays guitar naked in Time Square announced that he plans to challenge President Barack Obama in the 2012 election for President of the United States of America. This is bound to be the best election yet!
Levi Johnston and his big new buddyguard “Tank” went shopping in LA the other day, and Levi's got himself a new nickname. It's Ricky Hollywood! Nailer of Vice Presidential daughters and fashion icon to the backwoods Alaskan stars.
Barack Obama is officially the most-voted-for president in history. The Republican vote seems so erratic in this graph.
Even if you’re undecided, you know about the presidential race. What other issues will you be voting on in the booth? Another clever site from the League of Women Voters helps you figure out what other races and propositions you’ll be deciding on come election day.
The presidential candidate drew 100,000 people to a rally in the Mile High city yesterday. It was his largest crowd yet.
Politics Buzz John McCain cited Joe “The Plumber” Wurzelbacher often during the final presidential debate. Meet the real Joe. It’s pronounced whur-zell-BAHK-er, and he lives in Holland, Ohio. He also suspects Obama’s tax plan is socialist. Update: He’s also apparently not registered to vote (thanks, Jon Anderson).
Politics Buzz If you want to stay sane through tonight’s debates — which, yes, are indeed happening — it’s probably best not to stay sober (you know Hillary won’t be). Not that we advocate abusing alcohol. But in case watching all the rhetoric flow back and forth doesn’t hold your interest, here are a few ways to spice up your debate watching with booze.
Sarah Silverman beseeches Jewish grandchildren to visit their grandparents in Florida and tell them to vote for Barack Obama. The Great Schelp hopes to prevent Florida from repeating the mistakes of 2000.
Politics Buzz Finally a chance to tell the president and the candidates for a new one what you’re really thinking. As the site’s ticking clock shows, there are only 119 days and change before a new president is elected. Take that time to write a post or record a video intended for Bush, Obama, or McCain. At the end of each month, all of the posts will be sent to the offices of the president and the candidates.
Politics Buzz In what has quickly become a mini-meme among Battlestar Galactica aficionados, John McCain and Sarah Palin are being closely compared - both in appearance and political profile - to two of the show’s main characters, troubled alien Col. Tigh and feisty President Laura Roslin. If you ask me, the only “toaster” trotting around Washington has got to be Laura Frakking Bush. As far as I’m concerned, she’s got nothing but two dead eyes, a pained smile, and some excellent inner wiring.
Politics Buzz Could it be that a bumper sticker beats Barack Obama’s big text message VP announcement? KMBC’s Micheal Mahoney is reporting that a political literature company in Kansas City has been producing these Obama-Bayh bumper stickers, and he has this bumper sticker as proof.
Politics Buzz A McCain campaign spokesman randomly dissed Dungeons & Dragons players in defense of McCain’s memory of war. Naturally, RPG players aren’t happy, so Wired’s begun collecting some hilarious McCain inspired D&D creatures, naming him anything from McKain the Necrotician to a 1st Level Fighter, 14th Level Aristocrat.
Yikes. Looks like we have a really big problem here, society.
And you thought these reactions were bad. A million face palms is not…
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