Stitching just made you gay. Are we nuts, or does it look like she's birthing Groucho Marx?

Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment »

The Best Links:

1. via Regretsy

This lady has her child's future on her mind, but seems kind of distracted.

Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment »

Link: http://store.americanapparel.net/expe...

American Apparel now markets clothing for expecting mothers. First they sold sex and now they sell to the post-sex crowd. As a friend put it, “Isn't that vertical integration?”

Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment »

CELEBRITY BUZZ: The Buffy star and her husband, Freddie Prinze, Jr., are officially expecting a bebe. When Buffy gets reimagined by the Battlestar Galactica guys in 20 years, we already have an idea of where they'll go first.

Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment »

The Best Links:

1. Baby 4 Buffy!
2. Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddie Prinze Junior Remind Us Of Their Existence
3. “Never Put On a Freddie Prinze Jr. Movie While Sarah is Still Pregnant.”

A man's attempt to impregnate his friend's wife ends up something like a Jerry Springer episode.

Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment »

Link: http://www.peoplewhositinthedisabilit...

You're not an a-hole if there are open seats and you sit in the ones reserved for the disabled, but you are an a-hole if you sit there when this blogger - armed with a camera phone, natch - enters the train car on crutches. Again, pregnant ladies and old people get a pass. …At everything.

Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment »

Link: http://whythefuckdoyouhaveakid.com/

Photographic examples of humanity being disappointing. Because you know you were thinking it too.

Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment »

SCIENCE BUZZ: Some poor lady wrote to Salon after learning that her fiance put hot sauce in used condoms to avoid sperm-stealing. At first I thought that he put the hot sauce in before sex, so in comparison, spicy condom disposal doesn't sound all that offensive. Granted, she's still slated to marry an OCD, talk show-host-believing moron, but at least her vagina is not on fire.

Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment »

The Best Links:

1. My fiancé put hot sauce in his used condoms
2. the obligatory “Fire Crotch” comment
3. Guy Who Put Hot Sauce In Used Condoms May Need Therapy, Swift Kick In The Balls
4. Really gross Nacho joke.

MUSIC BUZZ: Despite her retirement , M.I.A. played a show in Brooklyn Saturday night where fans saw the real reason she canceled all her summer shows. She’s pregnant! Her Paper Plane lyrics suddenly make more sense. When she sang, “All I wanna do is (BANG BANG BANG BANG!)”, she really meant it!

Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment »

The Best Links:

1. M.I.A. is pregnant, played the Diesel Party - pics
2. M.I.A. Pregnant
3. M.I.A. Pregnant, Performs at Diesel Circus
4. Kind of putting on weight
5. Like, Really, Really Pregnant
6. M.I.A. Cancels European Tour
7. M.I.A. on Wikipedia

CELEBRITY BUZZ: The Enquirer says the younger Spears is following in her sister’s make-many-babies footsteps. The report claims Jamie Lynn didn’t think she could get preggers while nursing her almost 4-month-old daughter. This comes on the heels of rumors that Spears and her baby daddy have just split up. Adorable!

Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment »

The Best Links:

1. She Didn’t Know You Could Become Pregnant While Breastfeeding?
2. Enquirer: “Teen Prego Queen Jamie Lynn Spears has another bun in the oven”

SCIENCE BUZZ: The Identigene DNA Paternity Test Collection Kit is now available for over-the-counter purchase at all Rite Aid drug stores throughout the U.S. with the exception of stores in New York state. No more excuses, no more elaborate games of “Whodunnit?” Now you can know once and for all who your baby daddy is, as long as you live near a Rite Aid.

Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment »

The Best Links:

1. Identigene Official Website - Buy It Online
2. Genetic Testing Now Cheap and Available
3. Press Release: Identigene Begins Nationwide Over-the-Counter Retail Sales of DNA Paternity Test Kits in Rite Aid Drug Stores
4. Rite Aid Stores in West Selling a Paternity Test Kit