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Get It Now ›Stitching just made you gay. Are we nuts, or does it look like she's birthing Groucho Marx?
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Pregnant women can download high-definition ultrasound pictures of their unborn children to view on their iPods and mobile phones.
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Everyone wants to know. It is the most searched thing on google right now, due to a photo of her and Usher snapped backstage at Michael Jackson's memorial service
http://store.americanapparel.net/expecting-looks.html
American Apparel now markets clothing for expecting mothers. First they sold sex and now they sell to the post-sex crowd. As a friend put it, “Isn't that vertical integration?”
Celebrity Buzz The Buffy star and her husband, Freddie Prinze, Jr., are officially expecting a bebe. When Buffy gets reimagined by the Battlestar Galactica guys in 20 years, we already have an idea of where they'll go first.
A man's attempt to impregnate his friend's wife ends up something like a Jerry Springer episode.
http://www.peoplewhositinthedisabilityseatswhenimstanding...
You're not an a-hole if there are open seats and you sit in the ones reserved for the disabled, but you are an a-hole if you sit there when this blogger - armed with a camera phone, natch - enters the train car on crutches. Again, pregnant ladies and old people get a pass. …At everything.
http://whythefuckdoyouhaveakid.com/
Photographic examples of humanity being disappointing. Because you know you were thinking it too.
Science Buzz Some poor lady wrote to Salon after learning that her fiance put hot sauce in used condoms to avoid sperm-stealing. At first I thought that he put the hot sauce in before sex, so in comparison, spicy condom disposal doesn't sound all that offensive. Granted, she's still slated to marry an OCD, talk show-host-believing moron, but at least her vagina is not on fire.
Music Buzz Despite her retirement, M.I.A. played a show in Brooklyn Saturday night where fans saw the real reason she canceled all her summer shows. She’s pregnant! Her Paper Plane lyrics suddenly make more sense. When she sang, “All I wanna do is (BANG BANG BANG BANG!)”, she really meant it!
Celebrity Buzz The Enquirer says the younger Spears is following in her sister’s make-many-babies footsteps. The report claims Jamie Lynn didn’t think she could get preggers while nursing her almost 4-month-old daughter. This comes on the heels of rumors that Spears and her baby daddy have just split up. Adorable!
Science Buzz The Identigene DNA Paternity Test Collection Kit is now available for over-the-counter purchase at all Rite Aid drug stores throughout the U.S. with the exception of stores in New York state. No more excuses, no more elaborate games of “Whodunnit?” Now you can know once and for all who your baby daddy is, as long as you live near a Rite Aid.