Despite her retirement , M.I.A. played a show in Brooklyn Saturday night where fans saw the real reason she canceled all her summer shows. She’s pregnant!

The Best Links:

1. M.I.A. on Wikipedia
2. M.I.A. Pregnant, Performs at Diesel Circus
3. M.I.A. Pregnant
4. M.I.A. is pregnant, played the Diesel Party - pics
5. Like, Really, Really Pregnant
6. Kind of putting on weight
7. M.I.A. Cancels European Tour

VP candidate Sarah Palin announced that her 17-year-old daughter Bristol is five months pregnant (which takes care of the rumor that she was eight months pregnant with Trig four months ago).

The Best Links:

1. It’s About Choice
2. To Rebut Rumors, Palin Says Daughter, 17, Pregnant
3. The Truth About Those Sarah Palin Pregnancy Coverup Rumors!
4. Sarah Palin’s Baby Conspiracy

What’s up with all the babies making babies? While some blame President Bush’s insistent promotion of abstinence (or its medical term “Genitalia Imaginaris”), others think that old sleeper hit Juno is to blame.

The Best Links:

1. Tabloids to Blame?
2. Abortion Rates Falling - Thank You, Juno?
3. “Here Comes ‘The Baby Borrowers’ to Deglamorize Parenthood All Over Again! “
4. Juno Makes Teen Pregnancy “Absurdly Simple”
5. Baby Bumps: The New Uggs?
6. Teen Pregnancy Rates On The Decline? Jezebel Weighs In
7. Pro-lifers Couldn’t Be Happier
8. “Entrusting and Empowering Women With Their Own Reproductive Decisions Might Be a More Auspicious Strategy for Reducing Overall Abortion Numbers Than Seeking to Impose Draconian and Patronizing Juridical and Legislative Bans and Bars to Abortion” [Okay, So What Are You Trying To Say?]