If it’s any color besides beige, I’m not eating it.
Prepare yourself for a fact blitzkrieg!
There’s no such thing as “Irish” potatoes?!
You’ll never look at a bag of potatoes and a toilet bowl brush the same.
You might want to think twice about those tomatoes.
There’s more than just potatoes…
A tot-al eclipse of the heart.
“Yes, Bubbe, chicken counts as meat.”
You’re gonna need the carbs to soak up all that green beer in your stomach.
Po-ta-toes: fry ‘em, boil ‘em, stick ‘em in a stew!
What do sharks and vaginas have in common?
Prepare to crave some fish and chips….now.
Hulk smash that mash (…or just add some cheese & chives).
They can be cooked 1,000 ways and still remain supreme.
Adorable, lumpy potatoes; it’s just science, people.
These are tangy, creamy and even more addictive than regular mashed potatoes, so please proceed with caution. (See BuzzFeed’s full Thanksgivukkah feature here.)
Root vegetables are surprisingly stylish.
Yes, I went there. Slightly NSFW. [Editor’s note — Today has had a distinct potato theme.]
As measured in beer, bananas, Big Macs, and more.
I mean, a BREAD BOWL? A BOWL MADE OF BREAD? Whoa.
To me, you are perfect. Almost.
Cats are extremely attracted to potatoes. It’s one of life’s most mysterious truths. Perhaps these dishes from “The Perfect Potato” cookbook, published twenty years ago, will teach you the seductive ways of the mighty spud.
Thanksgiving is a wonderful meal where every single person wants to eat something totally different. Here are all the recipes you’ll ever need to pull it off.
It’s just a very sad potato.
A little girl’s science experiment turns into a lesson about buying local produce. Also … effing adorable.
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While we wait for the potato clock countdown to end, aspiring artists in the Steam forums are sharing their fan art. Think we’ll get cake this time around?
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Good god! GladOS is eating our potatoes! On Friday, Valve released a countdown page incentivizing Steam users to play the Potato Sack indie games in order to “power up GladOS” with the hopes that the game would release early. Many were upset that the game didn’t release this weekend, but something big has changed about the potato points.
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The most terrifying of all vegetables! [Editor’s Note: If you can find a scarier vegetable than this one, please add it.]
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Lebanese artist Ginou Choueiri makes real life potato heads. There’s even one of ol’ George W., which should finally give you the chance to stab the ex-Prez in the fork with an eye.
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