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Celebrity Buzz Before anyone gets up in arms, when was the last time you read to kids at a grade school? Yeah, I thought so. Sasha Grey, who retired from adult films two years ago, reads to first and third graders at Emerson Elementary School in Compton, California. Some of the parents freaked out and the school actually denied this ever happened. But then TMZ found these photos.
Culture Buzz Tom Gallant is a British artist who uses scenes from pornography as his canvas. His work is both explicit and beautiful. I've left out the more explicit pieces, but you can see more of his work here if you're so inclined.
Yes, this is real. And, hearkening back to the glory days of awful porno title puns, it's called “The King's Piece.” Don't worry, the trailer is safe for work.
A cute infographic detailing some not-so-cute statistics about porn consumption in the United States. Don't worry, it's safe for work. In fact, according to the infographic, you're probably looking at things far worse than this while at work.
A documentary on the development of hardcore porn in the theaters of San Francisco, a city once known as “The Smut Capital of the United States.”
An unedited clip from a classic '80s porn. They just don't make 'em like they used to. (Via ALepIsABall.)
Well, most of the free ones, anyway. Just a couple of dudes “from the competitive-foosball circuit” in Montreal. Click through to NYMag for the full scoop on this vast porn hegemony that's been controlling the pornography part of your brain since 2007.
Culture Buzz It was only a matter of time before actors slathered themselves in orange body paint and made a pornographic version of The Simpsons. Thank God humanity survived long enough to see that day. This just looks like an episode of Jersey Shore. That's McBain and some woman he's going to have sex with in the second photo, by the by. The extremely NSFW stuff is over at Fleshbot.
Celebrity Buzz Porn stars are unfairly stereotyped as being shallow and vapid, choosing to use their bodies instead of their brains to advance themselves in life. Here are a bunch of smartypantses who make that stereotype look pretty ridiculous. (Hustler Magazine)
Culture Buzz Following the success of the Batman porn parody and the announcement of an upcoming Tron pr0n, here are a few more nerd culture stroke flicks. There are plenty more out there, but finding SFW clips for master(bation)pieces(of ass) like “Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Bone” proved too difficult. Pay special attention to “Bat Pussy,” a vintage porn parody from 1973.
Ever notice how the most innocuous Google Image searches (with safe search off) will lead you almost immediately to pornography? Me too. Let's make a game out of it! Find a seemingly harmless search term that leads to porn and post your results below, then we'll make a list out of the funniest ones. Here's an example to get you started.
This is how chemists get off. It's a little bit sad, honestly, but apparently it works for them.
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It's a big day for the porn industry.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20100624/wr_nm/us_internet_xxx
The company that oversees Web addresses is expected to give the go-ahead on Friday for the creation of a .xxx suffix for websites with pornographic content, company officials indicated today.
If you were a teenage boy in the 80's/early 90's, then you'll likely have fond memories of this.
These actors definitely want to suck your blood, or whatever. Looks like this one might be a little heavy on the plot, but you know, A for effort?
Stay tuned for the last 30 seconds. Megyn Kelly's lawyer totally knows his porn. [Ed Note: A student group called Atheist Agenda is giving out pornography in exchange for Bibles and generally pissing everybody off. Fortunately, Christians on campus are giving out Bibles in exchange for porn in retaliation. Sounds like a good opportunity to upgrade your porn collection through the Bible exchange hierarchy.]
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