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Celebrity Buzz Before anyone gets up in arms, when was the last time you read to kids at a grade school? Yeah, I thought so. Sasha Grey, who retired from adult films two years ago, reads to first and third graders at Emerson Elementary School in Compton, California. Some of the parents freaked out and the school actually denied this ever happened. But then TMZ found these photos.
Celebrity Buzz In an interview with Vanity Fair, Scarlett Johansson breaks her silence about the hacked cell phone pics which brought the entirety of the internet to a screeching halt. She reveals the pictures were meant for then-husband Ryan Reynolds and that she's a bit of a pro when it comes to nude self-photography.
The release is about 10 years late, and Denzel's famous “King Kong” one-liner falls flat. But it's porn so none of this really matters.
Politics Buzz It looks like Republican presidential candidate Rick Perry was mixed up in the porno game at one time. I guess Governor Good Hair just wasn't feeling the whole family values thing back then.
Celebrity Buzz A newly discovered print of what is purported to be a pornographic film starring an underage Norma Jean Baker (aka Marilyn Monroe) is going up for auction. Here a few stills. Monroe fans insist it's a different woman, but the film's owner says it was shot before the Hollywood sex bomb lost some weight and underwent plastic surgery. What say you?
Culture Buzz And not in the metaphorical, heart and soul kind of way. The book is Girlvert: A Porno Memoir, authored by porn star Oriana Small (aka, Ashley Blue). We'll let the press release explain why it's $200 a copy. More over at Forbes.
A man at a San Francisco porno shop bursts into flames, runs through the store and out onto the street as his clothes disintegrate. He sustained life-threatening, third degree burns over 90% his body and is still in critical condition. The cause is officially unknown, but the video poster seems to think crack was involved.
Yes, this is real. And, hearkening back to the glory days of awful porno title puns, it's called “The King's Piece.” Don't worry, the trailer is safe for work.
A cute infographic detailing some not-so-cute statistics about porn consumption in the United States. Don't worry, it's safe for work. In fact, according to the infographic, you're probably looking at things far worse than this while at work.
A documentary on the development of hardcore porn in the theaters of San Francisco, a city once known as “The Smut Capital of the United States.”
A behind-the-scenes look at audio synchronization for a German porn film. It's not like the women who do phone sex look like the ones in the commercials either.
Culture Buzz Following quickly on the heels of The Simpsons porn parody, a sexploitation of Star Trek: The Next Generation. Set a course for fond childhood memories being twisted into a lotion-slathered train wreck of id and '90s nostalgia. Engage! Want to see if Data's droid is covered in body paint? The raunchiest stuff is over at Fleshbot.
Culture Buzz A new study by Wired of the New York sex industry has yielded some fascinating insights into the career of a high tech hooker. For example, prostitutes prefer BlackBerrys over iPhones. Also, hand jobs in the Bronx cost $75 plus a shot of liquor. Reams more data over at Wired (although a ream costs extra).
Culture Buzz It was only a matter of time before actors slathered themselves in orange body paint and made a pornographic version of The Simpsons. Thank God humanity survived long enough to see that day. This just looks like an episode of Jersey Shore. That's McBain and some woman he's going to have sex with in the second photo, by the by. The extremely NSFW stuff is over at Fleshbot.
Culture Buzz Following the success of the Batman porn parody and the announcement of an upcoming Tron pr0n, here are a few more nerd culture stroke flicks. There are plenty more out there, but finding SFW clips for master(bation)pieces(of ass) like “Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Bone” proved too difficult. Pay special attention to “Bat Pussy,” a vintage porn parody from 1973.
Culture Buzz Latch hook pillow kits to make '70s crafts of '70s porn. The site is called Dirty Pillowz and, Christmas being around the corner, they will turn your silent nights into boogie nights.
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Well, if you want to get people to watch them, bravo.
TV Buzz Happy Days … Pretty Woman … Valentines Day …and now a porno. [Ed Note: Doubtless the most heartwarming porno EVER made. This'll be a perfect date movie, dudes.]
31 years old, unemployed, living with his parents, thousands of dollars worth of hentai porno… This guy's got it all figured out.
Here we have Conan O'Brien shamelessly (and adorably) exploiting…
Kevin Smith has a new reality series on AMC called “Comic Book Men.”…
