31 years old, unemployed, living with his parents, thousands of dollars worth of hentai porno… This guy's got it all figured out.
The crazy kids at Something Awful uncovered this beyond-terrible porno parody of Super Mario Bros. featuring Ron Jeremy as Squeegie, a computer program who - with his brother, Ornio - gets stuck inside the computer (and a boatload of vaginas - HEY-O!). Squeegie eventually rescue the princess from King Pooper (!) by “throwing him in a bathtub and turning him to smoke,” which should give you a pretty good idea about how much you want to own this.
The newest topical porno to hit the shelves? Based on America's favorite mother, Octomom, now we have “Coctomom” — whose moniker bares resemblance to the original with a quirky porno twist. You know you've really hit the big time when a porno is made in your honor.
Tech Buzz After hosting a PornStar TweetUp, Naughty Tweet (the people who brought you PornStar Tweets) and Immoral Productions are coming together to create a Twitter porno — featuring only pornstars who actively twitter. This is revolutionary! Do you think @Oprah would be interested?
First, they did it to Seinfeld. And now classic sitcom Happy Days is getting repackaged (!) as a porno flick. Until Ron Howard and Henry Winkler finally collaborate on that “Eiffel Tower” project they've been talking about for all these years, this will have to tide you over.
In celebration of Mexico's Day of the Virgin of Guadalupe, model Maria Florencia Onori posed on the cover of Playboy as the Virgin Mary obehind a headline that translates to mean 'We adore you, Mary'. O Holy night, your boobs are slightly showing.
Tech Buzz YouTube is cracking down on porn to make YouTube safe for everyone! It is about time! Let's all pitch in to help them out. Search for porn on YouTube, post it below, and then we will email a YouTube administer to have it reviewed. Let's see how many videos we can find and how many we can get removed! WARNING: This public service mission for internet decency is NSFW.
Major porn studio seeks Sarah Palin lookalike ASAP! Here is the Craig's List posting. I wonder what the movie will be called? Any ideas?
Celebrity Buzz In October, Elizabeth Banks will be playing both a porn star and first lady Laura Bush within a two week span at the movies. In Oliver Stone’s W, Ms. Banks plays the very non-pornographic Laura Bush, where she gets to be “a character actor in a leading lady’s body”. Then, a week later, she takes her clothes off in Seth Rogan’s Zack and Miri Make a Porno.
Culture Buzz A new cultural meme: Masturbation=cheating. Your online porn habit may mean more than you think.
Culture Buzz The porno mag “for women” (read: gay men) is ending publication after 35 years. Now where will women go to get their porn fix? Oh, that’s right - the same places gay men go for theirs. And it all comes full circle.
Food Buzz New web porn / fetish site features videos of girls farting into a cake very graphically. Totally NSFW. I don’t care where you work.
Photographs of trees that look oddly sexual. Hot slutty teenage trees hard anal cum shots! Get your tree porn here.
Culture Buzz A series of photoshopped images of animals in sexy poses. Don't worry, the images are safe for work — it's really more like soft-porn. There is something about the sight of a coquettish camel and cow straddling a fence that is just hilarious.
Culture Buzz Hundreds of millions of YouTube views go to “fake porn” videos that actually don’t show anything sexy at all. Clever YouTube users have figured out how to get huge traffic for the videos they upload. Just post a political rant, give it a hardcore sex title, add a provocative thumbnail image, and millions of people will click to your video! The trick is to include the sex image at exactly the place in the video where YouTube auto-grabs the thumbnail image. One video has over 67+ million views but is mysteriously absent from YouTube’s list of most viewed videos. I guess they don’t want us to know that 87% of all YouTube traffic is from people searching in vain for porn.
Science Buzz Animals having sex has never been so cute or mindwarpingly hot. Hopefully this will inspire someone to make a porn version of cuteoverload.com.
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