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This could be our bleak future. Jimmy Kimmel has had plenty of opportunities to mock Rick Santorum in the past, but what the GOP presidential candidate said about pornography recently has really left most Americans stunned.
Of course he does.
The Porn Valley-based production company Jet Set Men attempts to answer the question everyone the guy from the Howard Stern Show wants to know.
The release is about 10 years late, and Denzel's famous “King Kong” one-liner falls flat. But it's porn so none of this really matters.
And it still has an impressive 21-minute run time. Also, even with their tag team sequence edited out, Sal and Richard still come off pretty gay.
Movie Buzz In “Godfather of Parody Porn” Lee Roy Myers' most recent title, some neighborhood girls murder their local dildo salesman because his prices were too high. Then they get terrorized by the sex toy peddler's ghost. Not kidding. “A Wet Dream on Elm Street” releases September 28. (via filmdrunk.uproxx.com)
Really makes you wonder what the vomiting scene is gonna be like. (via.)
“I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe…” suddenly has a whole new meaning. (via completenerdom.com)
With Ron Jeremy as The Penguin! Don't worry, it's safe for work.
Movie Buzz There is finally a porn parody of Human Centipede. As if the original wasn't pornographic enough.
The crazy kids at Something Awful uncovered this beyond-terrible porno parody of Super Mario Bros. featuring Ron Jeremy as Squeegie, a computer program who - with his brother, Ornio - gets stuck inside the computer (and a boatload of vaginas - HEY-O!). Squeegie eventually rescue the princess from King Pooper (!) by “throwing him in a bathtub and turning him to smoke,” which should give you a pretty good idea about how much you want to own this.