It's like Where's Waldo?, but for nerds and with penetration. Meanwhile, that looks like quite a party. Hope the juice keg doesn't go too fast.
Porn-blocking software ads from Germany create idyllic scenes out of smut. Santa always made me feel a bit dirty anyway. And don’t get me started on “candy cane”.
Tech Buzz Will porn be the secret engine that drives 3G iPhone sales? Cellphone pornography still hasn’t become big in the U.S., but Time writes about “the coming pornucopia” of mobile porn via the new iPhone. 3G plus multi-touch, hello!
Tech Buzz The making of vaguely pornographic Spore characters — yes, Goatse was only the tip of the iceberg — is being banned by EA. From release to porn in less than 48 hours! If you’re curious, best be checking these videos out soon, before they’re all pulled down (and new ones go up in their place). EA says, “Whether it’s modeling clay, dolls or crayons, a small number of people can be counted on to use it for something inappropriate.” So true!
Culture Buzz Hundreds of millions of YouTube views go to “fake porn” videos that actually don’t show anything sexy at all. Clever YouTube users have figured out how to get huge traffic for the videos they upload. Just post a political rant, give it a hardcore sex title, add a provocative thumbnail image, and millions of people will click to your video! The trick is to include the sex image at exactly the place in the video where YouTube auto-grabs the thumbnail image. One video has over 67+ million views but is mysteriously absent from YouTube’s list of most viewed videos. I guess they don’t want us to know that 87% of all YouTube traffic is from people searching in vain for porn.
A book about a porn star has multiple trailers. Author of Fight Club Chuck Palahniuk comes up with a marketing campaign for his upcoming book that involves fake 70s porn trailers. The book comes out May 20th.
Culture Buzz Porn for the Blind is a not-for-profit organization dedicated to producing audio descriptions of sample movie clips from adult web sites. The site is NSFW, unless you’ve got headphones! This might actually be the perfect office porn.
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