Although Apple bans porn from the iPhone, there are quite a few alluring apps that sneak by the censors. Everything from 'The Asian Boobs App' to yes the 'Latina Bikini Fart App'. Current TV's Ben Hoffman tests them out just for you.

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Jon Haddock takes pre-1970s pornography and redraws it using cartoon mice. Feel weird yet?

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1. See more vintage mouse porn? Sure!

What confuses me the most about these classic TV show porn parodies that seem to be all the rage these days, are their absolutely clean cut PG-rated trailers It's like watching an episode of Mad TV…but knowing you're missing something.

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This handy guide should let you keep tabs of how much your life is falling apart.

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Mindy Cohn, best known as Natalie from The Facts Of Life , has been cozying up to the stars of gay pornographic films. Incidentally, is Cohn a traditionally Asian name, 'cuz…what? Did Lisa Bonet wear that kimono on A Different World ? What is happening here?!?!

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The crazy kids at Something Awful uncovered this beyond-terrible porno parody of Super Mario Bros. featuring Ron Jeremy as Squeegie, a computer program who - with his brother, Ornio - gets stuck inside the computer (and a boatload of vaginas - HEY-O!). Squeegie eventually rescue the princess from King Pooper (!) by “throwing him in a bathtub and turning him to smoke,” which should give you a pretty good idea about how much you want to own this.

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1. Get the Full History

Hot girls wearing nothing but seatbelts . Is this a real fetish?

The Best Links:

1. via NextRound.net
2. See the Extensive Photo Gallery at Jalopnik

Although I'm not quite sure how this trick works, it's somewhat terrifying (and hilarious), and allows you to “catch” your friends' porn-watching habits.

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1. The Porn Catcher

The newest topical porno to hit the shelves? Based on America's favorite mother, Octomom , now we have “Coctomom” — whose moniker bares resemblance to the original with a quirky porno twist. You know you've really hit the big time when a porno is made in your honor.

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The Best Links:

1. Coctomom Official Site [definitely NSFW]
2. Coctomom- An X Rated Feel-Good Family Movie?
3. “Coctomom”: Coming To An Adult DVD Rental Near You!
4. Octomom Pics: What 8 Babies Look Like [PIC]
5. Vivid Offers Octomom $1 Million to Appear in Porno!
6. Octomom ™

CULTURE BUZZ: What an apathetic porn script run-through might look and sound like.

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For her project Green Pink Caviar , artist Marilyn Minter filmed models “with long tongues” eating bakery products from beneath a pane of glass. In theory, seeing people eat should be SFW, but the mouth love these models give to lemon meringue pie left us, er, cross-legged.

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1. Marilyn Minter
2. via Flavorpill

Think of this as a reminder to always change your screensaver before giving a powerpoint presentation from your laptop. Unless you're one of those squares who has a completely non-pornographic screensaver. Of, like, your dog or something. Square.

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I wish my parents had been more like this…

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TECH BUZZ: After hosting a PornStar TweetUp, Naughty Tweet (the people who brought you PornStar Tweets ) and Immoral Productions are coming together to create a Twitter porno — featuring only pornstars who actively twitter. This is revolutionary! Do you think @Oprah would be interested?

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1. via The Daily What
2. Naughty Tweet and Immoral Productions Team for Porn Star Tweet Movie
3. PornStar Tweet on Twitter
4. Pornstar Tweet!

Link: http://heavypetting.tumblr.com/

This is the kind of blog that mainly serves to make me slightly scared of the person who created it. Here, he (or she) finds pornography (often homemade) in which there's a sad pet on the sidelines, and proceeds to color in the NSFW action (rendering it somewhat SFW.) It's like a “Where's Waldo” of pornography, except when you finally find the poor animal, it just makes you really sad. Let's just be OK with this not going any further than a dog briefly checking out some action and ducking away.

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1. Pets Who Want to Kill Themselves
2. SFW Porn
3. Porn, SFW

First, they did it to Seinfeld . And now classic sitcom Happy Days is getting repackaged (!) as a porno flick. Until Ron Howard and Henry Winkler finally collaborate on that “Eiffel Tower” project they've been talking about for all these years, this will have to tide you over.

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1. Finally, Fonzi Is Gonna Get Laaaayyee’d
2. “Watch The Fonz Work His Magic With the Ladies…including One You’d Never Expect!”

CULTURE BUZZ: There is so much wrong with this video, it's not even funny. But, then again, it is. Because this 60-year-old mother describes to her daughter - in graphic detail - her sexual fantasies before explaining the glory of buttsex, the importance of masturbation, and the importance “handling your business.” (And somehow it gets worse. Way worse.) But the real question is: WHO IS SUBMITTING THESE QUESTIONS? More importantly, why are they doing this to us? (And why are we watching?!)

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1. via Ilana Glazer [Ed. Note: My sister]
2. VIDEO OF THE DAY (nay, YEAR!)

I've spent the last 10 minutes really earnestly trying to figure out what happened in 2006. Was it the Britney weight gain? I'm stumped.

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CULTURE BUZZ: Helen and Norm, two orange goblins in flesh-tone bathing suits, make a bad porn, but they replace the sex and kissing and stuff with an “erotic” exercise routine.

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Some guy was watching porn by himself in his apartment when his downstairs neighbor kicked in his door and confronted him with a “three-foot long sword,” thinking someone was being raped. The porn watcher told the reporter that it won't stop him from watching porn in the future.

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