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Culture Buzz This lede was going to be about a plug and faces, but I decided against it. (via discreet45mseeking18mwithburgers.tumblr.com)
Celebrity Buzz Before anyone gets up in arms, when was the last time you read to kids at a grade school? Yeah, I thought so. Sasha Grey, who retired from adult films two years ago, reads to first and third graders at Emerson Elementary School in Compton, California. Some of the parents freaked out and the school actually denied this ever happened. But then TMZ found these photos.
Celebrity Buzz In an interview with Vanity Fair, Scarlett Johansson breaks her silence about the hacked cell phone pics which brought the entirety of the internet to a screeching halt. She reveals the pictures were meant for then-husband Ryan Reynolds and that she's a bit of a pro when it comes to nude self-photography.
Adult film outfit Pink Visual has plans to build a bunker in case the Mayans were right about 2012. This way, those post-apocalyptic survivors will still have porn to keep them company instead of cockroaches. Bless you, Pink Visual.
Movie Buzz Porn parodies are for people with limited vision. This completely safe for work trailer shows the latest effort to turn adult films into big budget events.
Celebrity Buzz After a cross country crime spree that involved armed robbery and shooting at police officers, Lee Grace Dougherty and her two brothers were apprehended in a shootout on a Colorado highway this week. On her Flickr account (since removed), Lee describes herself thusly: “I love to farm and shoot guys and wreck cars. I'm a redneck and proud of it. I like milk and German engineering and causing mayhem with my siblings.” Oh, and she was a stripper who liked to take photos of herself. Here are the safe for work pics. Visit TMZ for the not.
I'm confused, I didn't think it would be possible that a Porn Parody could actually be a really parody, with jokes and stuff. I thought that was against the rules. However, I actually chuckled here, so I guess it is possible. (via The Uniblog)
Celebrity Buzz A newly discovered print of what is purported to be a pornographic film starring an underage Norma Jean Baker (aka Marilyn Monroe) is going up for auction. Here a few stills. Monroe fans insist it's a different woman, but the film's owner says it was shot before the Hollywood sex bomb lost some weight and underwent plastic surgery. What say you?
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A self-defeating PSA from porn stars.
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It's safe to come out of the porn closet, girls. Ew. “Porn closet.”
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Password protect those wireless routers, folks!
Culture Buzz If you saw the previous installment of Police Report Theater, then you can hazard a guess. This man was arrested for drunk driving after plowing through the tape of a crime scene in Portland, Oregon. We'll let the reporter from Fox 12 fill you in on what police found in his car. He was, uh, “driving a manual.” Seriously though…twice in one week?
It's like fourteen year old boys and Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon had a 3D baby. Opening last week, this film has swept through China like wildfire. It's made $2.2 million even though it's only showing on 73 screens. To put that in perspective, this porn overtook Avatar as the country's largest opening weekend for a 3D movie. Check out the trailer, which is entirely SFW ( good work Chinese film editors!).
Culture Buzz This Cincinnati woman was pulled over for overly tinted windows. While searching the car, police found crack, a crack pipe and… Well, we'll just let the police report inform you in that hilariously dry, matter-of-fact fashion that make police reports the deadpan comedy geniuses of the official document world. She was, uh, “driving a stick.”
A man at a San Francisco porno shop bursts into flames, runs through the store and out onto the street as his clothes disintegrate. He sustained life-threatening, third degree burns over 90% his body and is still in critical condition. The cause is officially unknown, but the video poster seems to think crack was involved.
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