Tech Buzz Although Apple bans porn from the iPhone, there are quite a few alluring apps that sneak by the censors. Everything from 'The Asian Boobs App' to yes the 'Latina Bikini Fart App'. Current TV's Ben Hoffman tests them out just for you.
Jon Haddock takes pre-1970s pornography and redraws it using cartoon mice. Feel weird yet?
She might be incarcerated, The Hipster Grifter's 15 kilobytes of fame aren't up just yet. Through pen pal Bucky Turo at ANIMAL NY, not only has she been answering tweets via snail mail, but it seems like she's also grabbed herself a quite lucrative porn career once she get out of the clink.
http://donq.com/#/question/3429
Women have no idea how often men look at porn……or do they?
http://mashable.com/2009/09/03/online-late/
A study of online behavior conducted by security firm Arbor Networks reveals that the prime time on the Internet may be later than you'd think. It also reveals the habits of late-night surfers, which boils down to surfing the web and watching videos (a large amount of which are adult content), chatting with friends, and playing video games online.
Culture Buzz What confuses me the most about these classic TV show porn parodies that seem to be all the rage these days, are their absolutely clean cut PG-rated trailers It's like watching an episode of Mad TV…but knowing you're missing something.
This handy guide should let you keep tabs of how much your life is falling apart.
Mindy Cohn, best known as Natalie from The Facts Of Life, has been cozying up to the stars of gay pornographic films. Incidentally, is Cohn a traditionally Asian name, 'cuz…what? Did Lisa Bonet wear that kimono on A Different World? What is happening here?!?!
The crazy kids at Something Awful uncovered this beyond-terrible porno parody of Super Mario Bros. featuring Ron Jeremy as Squeegie, a computer program who - with his brother, Ornio - gets stuck inside the computer (and a boatload of vaginas - HEY-O!). Squeegie eventually rescue the princess from King Pooper (!) by “throwing him in a bathtub and turning him to smoke,” which should give you a pretty good idea about how much you want to own this.
I don't understand why the picture shows a video camera filming a cat. oh wait… ew.
Although I'm not quite sure how this trick works, it's somewhat terrifying (and hilarious), and allows you to “catch” your friends' porn-watching habits.
The newest topical porno to hit the shelves? Based on America's favorite mother, Octomom, now we have “Coctomom” — whose moniker bares resemblance to the original with a quirky porno twist. You know you've really hit the big time when a porno is made in your honor.
For her project Green Pink Caviar, artist Marilyn Minter filmed models “with long tongues” eating bakery products from beneath a pane of glass. In theory, seeing people eat should be SFW, but the mouth love these models give to lemon meringue pie left us, er, cross-legged.
Business Buzz Think of this as a reminder to always change your screensaver before giving a powerpoint presentation from your laptop. Unless you're one of those squares who has a completely non-pornographic screensaver. Of, like, your dog or something. Square.
It's like Where's Waldo?, but for nerds and with penetration. Meanwhile, that looks like quite a party. Hope the juice keg doesn't go too fast.
Tech Buzz After hosting a PornStar TweetUp, Naughty Tweet (the people who brought you PornStar Tweets) and Immoral Productions are coming together to create a Twitter porno — featuring only pornstars who actively twitter. This is revolutionary! Do you think @Oprah would be interested?
http://www.bestweekever.tv/2009/04/28/porn-stars-look-ins...
We'll just assume the lighting is more flattering in the actual film.