So you didn't grow up to be President, like you'd hoped. But that doesn't mean your boyfriend can't be one! Let this amazing J-Pop ode to our Heads of State be your guide. After watching this I'm kind of hot on Putin, not gonna lie.
Music Buzz Unless you were introduced to this baby popstar in your middle school French class like I was, you might not know of Jordy Lemoine — the world's youngest singer ever to have a #1 single. At four, his song 'Dur Dur D'etre un Bébé' ('It's Hard Being a Baby') hit the charts, leading not only to charges child exploitation, but some of the most incredible live performances of all time.
Lady GaGa's got competition in the cute department (although, let's be honest, a slug covered in feces would give GaGa a run for her money in any cute department). Ever thought you'd see an adorable little British kid sing about “bluffin' with her muffin?” These are how culture wars are started!!!!1!!!!!!1!
Celebrity Buzz The British bopper has encountered a whirlwind of controversy regarding an interview in which she commented on the media's sensationalism of drug use, claiming that she knows “lots of people that take cocaine three nights a week and get up and go to work every day, no problem at all.” In response, cokeheads everywhere rejoiced, giving two trembling thumbs up before furiously searching for the drum 'n bass remix to “Smile.”
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McSweeney's shortens 50 years of popular songs into single sentences. My favorite is Carly Simon's “You're So Vain”: “We used to do it, but then you did it with someone else, and now I'm not going to do it with you, although I wish we were still doing it.”
Music Buzz The Indiana-bred crooner’s star is on the rise, and not just because of his Abercrombie-good looks (although that can’t hurt, either). Has pop found its next John Mayer, but not a douche?
Music Buzz Britney Spears’s new single (currently #1 on iTunes) is getting the remix treatment all over the place. First she swept the VMA’s, and now her new single is feeling the love. Do we smell a comeback or is that just Cheetos residue?
TV Buzz The MTV show — which has suffered increasingly sagging ratings — will end its 10-year-run in November, when it will air a two-hour special on a Saturday afternoon. Now where will screaming teenage girls catch a glimpse of The Jonas Brothers? Oh, right — everywhere.
Director David LaChappelle has given Rihanna’s pop ditty a dark, macabre treatment in the new video. Impressive, yes, but even a Rihanna without eyeballs is a pretty Rihanna.
Music Buzz Daryl Hall (the half of Hall & Oates without the mustache) has a web series on which he invites contemporary pop artists like Gym Class Heroes and KT Tunstall to jam at his in-home studio. Leave your sense of ironic appreciation at the door. This guy proves that rock gods not only exist, but that they can come with a gorgeous head of hair.
Music Buzz Auto-tune is the reason why the vocals on pop songs sound so fake. This list of top 10 songs that exemplify auto-tune abuse has been circulating on the web. Do you believe in life after love? We have a harder time believing that the vocal effect that makes us think of Cher in a slutty unitard has made its way into gangsta rap.
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