Lady bears are losing their hair and developing rashes at a German zoo, and it's sad. On the bright side, they kind of look like four-legged, big-eared Gene Simmonses. So that could be a good thing?
Somewhere, the delusional, overbearing mother of Sparkal Queenz (!) gleefully watches as her Little Miss writhes on the floor, make-up smeared and shoulder straps tangled, much like any other 3' tall sexpot. Actual kid or trannie midget? Place your bets! (via BWE)