Cat. Poop. Dustbuster. Enjoy your day.

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When in doubt, the San Franciscan dining community knows a good deal more about your bowel movement than a doctor.

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Well, this changes everything.

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That does seem like the only logical thing to do with it.

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Link: http://stfuparents.tumblr.com/

Single serving site of the day. You know, just because you are a new parent doesn't entitle you to do and say inappropriate stuff on facebook.

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Here's a fake trailer for the Spike Jonze feature length adaptation of Everyone Poops that makes fun of Where the Wild Things Are and pretty much the entire genre of quirky indie films. I thought I hated everything today until I watched this.

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The Best Links:

1. The Quirk Backlash
2. Wild Things Vs. Watchmen [PIC]
3. “Where the Wild Things Are” Gets Spoofed
4. Spike Jonze’s Everyone Poops Trailer is the Best Thing You’ll Watch All Day
5. Where The Wild Things Are - An Early Clip

With Poopy-Time Fun Shapes, you make the bathroom fun again! Just stick the SafeGlide adapter up your kid's butt, sit back and watch them poop stars. Cuz it's about to get Poopy!™ This can't be real…

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The Best Links:

1. OMG I Want to Shit Hearts
2. Delightful
3. Nobody Call Me This Weekend. I Am…busy.
4. Bathroom Time Is Fun and Artsy With Poopy-Time
5. TurdTwister.com (It’s Real! Buy Them Here!!!)
6. via Book of Joe
7. Poopy-time Fun Shapes

SCIENCE BUZZ: Buses in the city of Oslo, Norway will soon be powered by human poo. Technically, the buses will run on biomethane captured from human waste, making Oslo a major green city with a brown, stinky center.

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The Best Links:

1. Oslo Buses to run on Poo Power!
2. Oslo to run buses powered by biomethane from human sewage
3. Norway or the Highway: Poo Powers Oslo Buses

CULTURE BUZZ: The rodent - which tends to look like a mix between a bunny and a squirrel - seems to have become an increasingly popular choice for a house pet. The bad news is chinchillas poop a lot , but if you just pretend you're living with a reeeeally cute, furry old person who excretes pellets, you'll do just fine.

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1. Chinchilla Serenade
2. Chinchillas: The Other House Pet
3. A Chinchilla Grows In Brooklyn
4. The White Pages of Chinchilla Pictures (No, Really.)

Link: http://www.worldtoilet.org/getinvolve...

It's not the hilarious, ironic holiday you might think: It's brought to you by the WTO (World Toilet Organization, obviously), which “speaks on behalf of 2.5 billion toilet-less people, who say 'WE DESERVE BETTER PLACES TO DEFECATE — PROPER TOILETS'.” Celebrate in whatever way makes the most sense to you.

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In Venice, California (where else?), someone has adorned dog turds with adorable little signs that read “McCain Economic Policy.” Nothing helps spur political discourse like man’s best friend.

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1. via Urban Prankster

A short video that reminds us of a particular similarity we share with many of the world’s inanimate objects. It also reminds us that fart jokes will never get old.

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FOOD BUZZ: Made from organic yogurt, peanuts, bananas and water, Yöghund is the newest product in unnecessary people food for pooches. While most doggies would undoubtedly go crazy for this Pinkberry for pups, keep in mind that a lot of those same rascals would just as soon eat their own poop.

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The Best Links:

1. It’s Like Pinkberry, But Three Times the Price! (And for Dogs.)
2. You’re Totally Going to Eat It, Too
3. Meet Jody Rodgers, Creator of Yöghund
4. Yöghund Site
5. Puppy’s First Fro-Yo
6. “Can You Say ‘Organic?’”

TECH BUZZ: A search engine for public toilets in Manhattan. Perfect for the urbanite on the go or, y’know, the hobo with a PDA (don’t think they don’t exist).

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1. The Premier Toilet Search Engine
2. But What About Brooklyn?
3. Everybody Poops/Pees
4. An Intro from the Designer

There are — apparently — a lot of ways to direct people to the appropriate bathroom. Although if you can’t figure it out by now, you should probably just be wearing a diaper.

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The Best Links:

1. Toilet Iconography At Its Awesomest

SCIENCE BUZZ: Insects genetically engineered to excrete crude oil: Environmentally friendly or just a greedy new way to produce oil? Bug doody is one milkshake we imagine Daniel Plainview would not drink up.

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The Best Links:

1. “The Energy Crisis is Something [Our Children] Are Going to Face. We Have a Collective Responsibility to Do This.” “
2. There Will Be Poop (And Oil)
3. Ok, the Scientific Term for “Oil Poop” is Actually “LS9”

TECH BUZZ: Initially having found success as a video blogger - his wine show attracts 80,000 viewers daily - the “social media sommelier” is out to conquer the world with TV appearances, a Hollywood agent, and a book already in sixth place on Amazon’s Cooking, Food & Wine section. In keeping his fans constantly abreast via e-mail, Facebook, Twitter, and countless other social networks, Vaynerchuk has developed as ubiquitous a presence online as Jamie Lee Curtis has in those commercials for the yogurt that makes you poop.

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The Best Links:

1. Gary Vaynerchuk’s Daily Wine Video Blog
2. Jeff Jarvis, Essentially the King of the Internet, Claims Vaynerchuk Will Become “The Online Oprah”
3. The Definitive Guide to Gary Vaynerchuk
4. Buy “101 Wines: Guaranteed to Inspire, Delight, and Bring Thunder to Your World”
5. Gary’s Blog!
6. Conan Today, Tomorrow the World!
7. The Pop17 Interview
8. Dude’s On Hulu, Too!
9. Kristen Wiig’s Dead-On Jamie Lee Curtis Impersonation
10. Hang Out With iJustine and Gary Vaynerchuk! Together! For Real!

SCIENCE BUZZ: It’s a nice, scientific name for the dissection of poo in order to diagnose ailments. You read your horoscope every day. So why not study up on some scatalogy? It’s all a part of that long journey to find yourself.

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The Best Links:

1. On Salon.com: A Video: New Yorkers in search of “poo-phoria”
2. Rate My Poo (NSFW, obvs)
3. Self-Diagnose Your Ailments by Poo-Watching
4. Poop Analysis Is the Hot New Health Trend
5. Amazon.com: Get the Book: “What’s Your Poo Telling You?”
6. Poosurvey.com - an Attempt to Collect and Analyze the Ways in Which People of the World Poop
7. THE VICE GUIDE TO SHIT: a Comprehensive A to Z of Poo