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Politics Buzz Mitt Romney's effort to look less rich took a weird turn yesterday in New Hampshire where he told a rapt audience about his time a cash-strapped Mormon missionary in France.
Culture Buzz In Eureka, CA, Occupy protestors have allegedly been pooping and peeing on a local bank. But I mean, come on man, it's like totally a metaphor for what the banks are doing to the 99%!
Celebrity Buzz Sanjay Gupta breaks the news to Anderson that his phone is literally a piece of shit. It also gets crappy reception and more like Anderson POOPer and RIM job and Blackberry is really in the toilet and so on and so forth.
Tech Buzz Forget exploring the universe, performing microsurgeries, or protecting the human race. The PR2 robot is built for one purpose - pick up dog poop. (via gizmodo.com)
Culture Buzz As a mother of two, I approve this infographic. There is something here for everyone! Parents can commiserate over the experience and non-parents can congratulate themselves on not knowing what the hell this graph is about.
This is disgusting and a biohazard. I am outraged (and laughing because this is really stupid).
For 65 dollars, you can get artist Jamie Nichol's Surplus Perfume, which he made from the “excesses of the body.” Or, in layman's terms, poop. Is this model covered in crap?
Is this man an urban folk hero or a feces-flinging psychopath? You be the adjudicator! Always pick up after your dog. Or else.
Ever notice? Great, breakfast will never be the same for me again.
That's not what I wanted. Anatomically speaking, it's essentially the opposite of what I wanted.
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Below is a commercial for one of the Germanest toys to ever German.
Photographs of famed painter Henri Toulouse-Lautrec (the short guy who did all those posters for the Moulin Rouge) defecating on a public beach. He was the Charlie Sheen of Post-Impressionist painters. Depending on how squeamish you are about bathroom business, NSFW.
An Australian diaper commercial oh-so delicately talks poop. Because there's nothing so graceful as referring to the magical 'number 3' which is apparently exploding diarrhea.
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