Dear Apple, please fix these before I buy the new iPhone.
Because everything is terrible and you probably have to poop about it.
New innovative pooping technique, y’all!
“I love working at Walmart! You get to check out all the hot moms and matures.” More Walmart worker confessions (and lots of other stuff) can be found on Whisper.
Or can Manchester United’s Ashley Young somehow reverse-spit?
Poop emojis: Never not funny.
That escalated quickly.
You probably can’t afford it. And considering one of these is donkey cheese, it’s probably just as well.
When crap attacks take a nasty left turn.
The mayor of San Marino, Dennis Kneier, resigned on Tuesday after he was caught on a surveillance camera tossing a bag of dog poop into a neighbor’s yard.
Bonus points if your story includes no toilet paper.
♫ Now, um, usually I don’t do this, but, uh…. ♫
It’s time to read the writing in the bowl.
They will make you DIE-a-rrhea.
If you’re climbing up a wall and you feel something fall, it’s probably something you ate.
I bet you liked koalas.
(It’s OK, no one will ever know which ones you clicked.)
Everyone should use Puppy-Poop Bingo from now on.
It takes one to know one.
When you gotta go, you gotta go.
“I peed on my roommate’s toothbrush because he owes me money.” Real roommate confessions, courtesy of the secret-sharing app Whisper.
Here’s how the sausage actually gets made. (Warning: This post contains photos of dead animals.)
It’s time we told you about spy cats.
::: Fart noise :::
So, when are hazmat suits coming into style?
It’s not the ranking we need, but the one we deserve right now.