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Culture Buzz It's National Bad Poetry Day! To celebrate, here's a collection of “poetry” straight from the most romantic fandom on earth: Twilight.
The poem is “Litany,” by Billy Collins, who used to be Poet Laureate FYI. Here is the text of the poem, if you can read through your tears of joy and life-affirming-ness.
Sports Buzz BuzzFeed's 10-person poetry staff has narrowed the results of last Friday's Poetry Battle down to three finalists, but after 72 hours of debate, we're still unable to choose the clear victor. They're all so good! So check out these dramatic readings of the three contenders by your host, Jack Shepherd, and weigh in with your own input. It's a battle: Three poems enter, one poem leave!!!
I'm going to kick off Poetry Battle in style, with a lyrical ballad devoted to my favorite keyboard playing cat. Submit your own poem to the Poetry Battle for a chance to have it read aloud by BuzzFeed's own Jack Shepherd (in his native British accent!).
Found it! There is also a real live Peggy Ann McKay on Facebook, FYI. (There is a very good chance that I will spend the rest of my afternoon reading Shel Silverstein now.)
A group Flickr Pool devoted to poetry in unusual places—like arms, wheelbarrows, cakes, etc. It is refreshingly light on the Neruda.
In the latest round of Michael Jackson's weird stuff auctions there's a poem about doing it with children. It goes: “Children of the world, we'll do it, with song and dance and innocent bliss, and the soft caress of a loving kiss, we'll do it.” Note to the children: don't do it.
Mental Floss uncovered this trippy and extensive YouTube channel featuring poet photos animated to “read” their poems. Oh my god, Sylvia Plath is staring right at me. I'm not Ted Hughes, I don't deserve this.