♫ Have you ever heard the wolf cry to the blue ____ moon? ♫
This is what the voice actors of the Disney princes look like.
Disclaimer: Not all of them are true Disney princes.
View Disney Princesses and the voice actors who play them!
Basically every movie you loved as a kid came out in 1995.
Who wouldn’t want to marry a homeless Arabian man?
Is this bottomless pit a friend of yours?
That’s not what a fork is used for.
They would make terrible best friends.
Vous portez des coquilles Saint-Jacques en guise de soutien-gorge, vous ?
Are you wearing clams for a bra?
Just how well do you know these animated classics?
Yo Disney princesses, Imma let you finish, but Pocahontas was the best OF ALL TIME.
History and fiction can blur together a lot.
It’s time to put “Let It Go” in its proper place in the Disney canon.
“Don’t you dare close your eyes.”
Pick your favorite — Ariel, Belle, Mulan, Cinderella, etc. — and then lock yourself in the bathroom.
Because the animals are always the best part.
OK, to be fair, these weren’t ever as great as Happy Meal Toys, but every once in a while they hit it out of the park.
Just because someone tells you it’s a “Dinglehopper,” it doesn’t mean you should believe them.
It didn’t always end happily ever after…
Say Hello To Disney’s “Kill Team Princess”. Artist Johnni Kok depicts some of Disney’s favorite heroines as mercenaries instead.
Which one of these baddies’ signature song is your favorite?
With the help of digital enhancement. Done by artist Mike Roshuk.
Cuteness will only get you so far.
Disney never believed this now classic movie would be a success.
Short answer: way too young to be getting married.
Someday my prince will come: Let’s hope he’s not one of the lame ones.