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Adorable Plushies For Geeks
Culture Buzz DeviantArtist misscoffee makes adorable doll versions of your favorite geeky characters. Even if they're evil masterminds like Magneto, you'll still want to hug 'em. Good news: She's got an Etsy storefront if you're actually up for that hugging thing.
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Uterus Plushies
Culture Buzz Etsy shop Vulva Love Lovely sells a line of hugable, snuggable lady parts. The fleece fallopian tubes are like arms that want to squeeze you!
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Nintendo Crochet Plush Toys
Culture Buzz Nerd Jerk has a collection of Mario and Kirby amigurumi toys that are cute as an anthropomorphic crocheted Japanese toy button. I want to hug them and maybe marry them a little bit. Available on Nerd Jerk's Etsy.
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Image: Purple Tentacle Plush
Some of you may be old enough to remember this guy. No, it's not Spongebob's arch enemy. It's the mutated Purple Tantacle from Maniac Mansion. Buy him at Etsy and conquer the word.
