BREAKING NEWS: Your childhood was probably a lie.
The playground was Thunderdome, essentially.
I have had bruises on my shins since the ’90s.
“It’s cute at first, with the really little kids dancing around. But you forget that they don’t know what they’re singing.”
For future reference, an owl’s favorite piece of playground equipment is the swing set. Here is some evidence.
Oh yes, it’s true. According to Fox news, “A school administrator in Florida called the sheriff after a pair of consenting 12-year-olds shared a kiss on the playground.” Next thing you know, they’ll be arresting Kindergarteners because Susan liked Tommy even though Tommy think she’s got icky girl cooties. (via foxnews.com)
The ground EVERYTHING is hot lava. With the heat index reaching triple digits daily for several weeks, this play set finally gave up the ghost.
This is either an attempt to save these children. Or Pedobears are starting to mark territory as their numbers increase. The Internet needs to start a Chris Hansen breeding program, STAT. View Image ›
Um, this blow-up children’s slide is a giant, uncircumcised penis. And yet, it’s somehow the accompanying music - someone farting “Bohemian Rhapsody,” mayhaps? - that makes the video that much more disturbing. Watch Video ›