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Culture Buzz Oh yes, it's true. According to Fox news, “A school administrator in Florida called the sheriff after a pair of consenting 12-year-olds shared a kiss on the playground.” Next thing you know, they'll be arresting Kindergarteners because Susan liked Tommy even though Tommy think she's got icky girl cooties. (via foxnews.com)
Remember when the PTA took away the swings on your elementary school's playground? Maybe they should have removed the playground altogether. (via youtube.com)
Science Buzz
The ground EVERYTHING is hot lava. With the heat index reaching triple digits daily for several weeks, this play set finally gave up the ghost.
This is either an attempt to save these children. Or Pedobears are starting to mark territory as their numbers increase. The Internet needs to start a Chris Hansen breeding program, STAT.
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The kids didn't know what to make of the yellowish liquid they found lying near a swingset. So being kids, they decided the best course of action was to put it in their mouths.
Um, this blow-up children’s slide is a giant, uncircumcised penis. And yet, it’s somehow the accompanying music - someone farting “Bohemian Rhapsody,” mayhaps? - that makes the video that much more disturbing.
At a town hall style meeting in Portland, Maine today a woman…
Every year since the World Press Association gathers in Amsterdam to…
