The Most Important Rule In Video Games (And In Life)
Go right. Not left. Not up or down. Right. This video is more inspiring than it has any right to be. Read More ›
Go right. Not left. Not up or down. Right. This video is more inspiring than it has any right to be. Read More ›
This is going to be the last Game Battle of 2011, friends. Let's take a moment to reflect on some of the good times we've had over the past year while we navigate these pigs to wherever the fuck it is that they're going. Read More ›
This game is a super fun retro maze game. With ninjas!!!! The fast gameplay is incredibly addicting.
Understatement of the year. A retro-style platformer with the challenge level notched up to 11.
This game would be super easy if you could jump. But you can't! You have to use your brain to figure out the puzzles!!! (Via.) View Media ›
Beat the clock to race through the levels. And if you mess up, just hit spacebar to rewind, so you can repeat your stupid mistake all over again. View Media ›
This is just like Gravity Duck, except with a llama, and therefore better. Use gravity to help your Gravity Llama get to the stuff! I love these gravity animal games. (Via.) View Media ›
Here's a stylized platformer quest game for you. Take your bird out for a walk around the town and maybe kill a few things if the mood strikes you. View Media ›
Fancy something a bit more mentally challenging than usual? Then check out our list of the best online platform puzzle games.
Use Your Quantum Translocator to navigate these clever little puzzle levels. Post screenshots if you beat it. This game is kind of hard! (Via.) View Media ›
A clever little puzzle platformer involving doors. Use your mind skillz to go through the doors and get to the thing. Do it! View Media ›
Your mission is to mercilessly destroy the entire League Of Evil by using your awesome retro-platformer gaming skillz. This game is not suitable for people who love evil. View Media ›
A lot of people have been asking what a “Game Battle” is. In short: A Game Battle is a kind of battle, with games. We are holding this “Battle Of Games” on a Wednesday instead of the traditional Friday this week, for some reason. To that end, here's a neat little puzzle platformer called Depict1. This game is not your friend. Probably best not to listen to what it tells you. View Media ›
This game is HARD. But the music and style are awesome, and you should totally try and beat it, because you will enjoy it. Assuming you like impossible retro game-boy-style platformers as much as I do. Post screenshots if you get far. View Media ›
The Queen of this retro platformer style castle needs you to save her! In 60 seconds or less, otherwise she gets kidnapped by a giant hawk creature and you feel like an asshole. Gold star to whoever posts a screenshot of an actual Queen-save first. View Media ›
The robot (naturally) wants the kitty. Help him! I'm assuming it's just so he can tenderly pet the kitty, as killer robots are wont to do. View Media ›
Here's a delightfully retro platformer to help you get through the rest of Monday. Explore the world with your knight-shaped blob and kill some bats while you're at it. Pixelation and spelling errors come standard.
An atmospheric, incredibly emo puzzle platformer. Immerse yourself in your own unutterable loneliness and solve puzzles at the same time! And remember, you're never truly alone if you're by yourself. View Media ›
Propaganda goes down way easier when it comes in the form of a side-scrolling platformer with cute animals in it. Plus, Mario Bros. references! Try and beat the game before you realize that you are having anti-McDonald's information beamed directly into your brain. View Media ›
Help the circular red king find his crown. A neat little physics-based platformer for your Friday afternoon. View Media ›
Sometimes the girl who broke your heart gets kidnapped by werewolves and you have to save her even though you're still mad. This is one of those times. A fun, pixelated, ultraviolent platformer that you can beat in half an hour or so. Enjoy! View Media ›
A puzzle game and a platformer all in one. Each time you step on a block, it disappears. But the only way to get to the next room is to get rid of all the blocks. The whole thing is kind of Sisyphean and depressing. Protip: Turn down the sound or puncture your ear drums with something sharp rather than listening to the in-game music. View Media ›