What the singer might have looked like now if he hadn’t gone under the knife. On the even of Jackson’s 50th birthday, the Photoshop whizzes at the Daily Mail give us a vision of what could have been. So: oops, right?

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1. As He Turns 50, is This What Michael Jackson Should Really Look Like?

SCIENCE BUZZ: Botox can now be injected into the pectoral muscles to boost saggy boobs. Now you can have perky breasts to match that perky forehead!

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1. Botox Can Now Be Injected into Breasts for a Lift
2. Ideal for Smaller Breasted Ladies With Stooped Shoulders
3. It’ll Improve your Posture!
4. Botox is the Cure for Sagging Breasts and Sweaty Armpits
5. “Botulism Boobies … DO NOT WANT”

TV BUZZ: She’s baaaaack! Did you know The Today Show is on TV every morning for FOUR HOURS? Well, it is, and Kathie Lee Gifford will be joining its last hour, which is mostly focused on “soft” news (read: cheap vacations and no-carb recipes).

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1. Fingers Crossed for a Gifford-Curry Arm Wrestling Match!
2. VIDEO: Kathie Lee Tries Out The Today Show Couch
3. The Kathie Lee Gifford Comeback No One Wanted Is Almost Here! [Featuring Nauseating Video Montage of Her “Greatest” Moments]
4. Shh, She Used to Be Jewish!
5. Rosie Vs. Kathie Lee? PIZZA FIGHT!
6. Awful Plastic Surgery Asks, “Whaaaat’s Up With the Face?”
7. Kathie Lee, Name That Tune!

CELEBRITY BUZZ: Thinking about a lip injection? Celebrity duck lips are a foreboding PSA to not get your lips done. Whether they’re shooting up in their arm or in their lips, it’s never a good look.

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1. Examples of Celebrity Lips Injections Gone Wild
2. A Roundup of Hollywood “Trout Pout”
3. The Evolution Of Collagen
4. Jessica Biel’s lips
5. Plumper Lips for Lindsay Lohan
6. Brittany Murphy Works the Jenna Jameson Lips
7. Paris Hilton Looks Like a Different Person with Duck Lips
8. Funny Photo of Joey Fatone Mocking Lisa Rinna’s Lips
9. Keira Knightley Admits to Getting Her Top Lip Done
10. Run! Lisa Rinna Is Going to EAT You!
11. Doctor Must Have Screwed Up Britney’s Lips
12. Liv Tyler’s Lips Look Oddly Puffy

CELEBRITY BUZZ: First she flaunts a boob job, now she sings (her latest single “Fashion”) What can’t this girl do?

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1. Listen to Heidi Montag’s New Song “Fashion”
2. Here’s Heidi Montag’s Truly Awful Music Video for “Higher”
3. The Pros And Cons Of Heidi Montag’s New, High-Tech Music Video
4. The Hills Are Alive With The Sound of Montag
5. Clearly the Video Itself is Meant to Be a Distraction from the High School Grade Music Itself
6. Vanilla Ice Dance Moves In A Pink Bikini? What Is Heidi Montag Smoking?!
7. Are You Embarrassed for Heidi?
8. Spencer Pratt Directs
9. Heidi Montag, Heaving Breasts Star In Music Video

CULTURE BUZZ: Are plastic surgery deaths rare or just unpublicized? Before you book that lipo procedure, think about all the embarrassing ways there are to die. Plastic surgery being one of them ( Kanye’s Mom is soooo embarrassed right now). Autoerotic asphyxiation being another.

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1. Has Kanye West’s Mom Just Died The Most Ironic Death Ever Died??
2. Don’t Risk Dying for a New Nose - Alternatives to Plastic Surgery.
3. 42-Year-Old Woman Goes into Cardiac Arrest After Nose Job
4. Teenage Girl Died of Toxic Shock Syndrome After Cosmetic Breast Surgery
5. Nigeria’s First Lady, Stella Obasanjo, Died of Plastic Surgery Complications
6. Plastic Surgery Stats: Liposuction Risk of Death 20 to 60 Times Higher
7. Healthy 32-Year-Old Dies of “Lunch-Time” Tummy Tuck
8. Kanye’s Mom Dies - Featured on BuzzFeed
9. Plastic Surgery Gone Wrong Not Just News
10. Olivia Goldsmith, an American Novelist, Dies of Anesthetic Complications During Plastic Surgery
11. Did Woman Die from a Mini-facelift, Or Was It Something More Sinister?
12. Plastic Surgery deaths on the rise
13. Plastic surgery deaths are never acceptable because they are always avoidable

STYLE BUZZ: Why spend thousands to go to a “licensed” doctor when cheap, sketchy kits let you approximate the same results yourself? The cosmetic surgery enthusiast now has a wide array of at-home procedures to choose from: The DIY chemical peel , at-home laser treatments , a nose clip that claims to change the shape of your face .

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1. Fixing It Up Is More Expensive Than Paying Good Money The First Time Around
2. Video: Incredibly Disturbing Fake Ads For Beauty Kits For Little Girls (Prolly NSFW)
3. Get Your New Nose NOW, With DIY Cosmetic Surgery - Only $7.50!
4. Doctors Fret Over DIY Home Laser Treatments
5. Rejuvawand Makes Laser Treatments EZ
6. Affordable Microdermabrasion You Can Perform At Home!
7. DIY Home Chemical Peels - A “Total Revelation”!
8. Video: Creepy Viral Ad For Scion xB Promotes Home Surgery

SCIENCE BUZZ: New surgery “repairs” damaged hymen tissue from childbirth. This reminds us of our favorite Curb Your Enthusiasm episode .

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1. Cheryl Hines, co-star of “Curb Your Enthusiasm,” tells the story of her vagina being huge in Canada in this audio interview.
2. ‘WaPo’ Goes Deep On Reconditioned Cooters Story
3. “These are cruel times for vaginas.”
4. This Is Supposed to Empower Women?
5. Medical Colleagues Discuss Labioplasty in Online Forum
6. To Laser or Not to Laser Down There? Doctors Weigh In
7. Hymen Repair Only $4900
8. “Empower yourself by shooting a laser at your vagina”
9. “Laser Vaginal Rejuvenation Institute of Washington” Not a Subtle Enough Name
10. Late Night Infomercials, New York “Times”…What Is the World Coming to?
11. Cooch Lifting?
12. Caring Physician Takes on Beautifying Floppy Vaginas