Botox can now be injected into the pectoral muscles to boost saggy boobs.

The Best Links:

1. Botox is the Cure for Sagging Breasts and Sweaty Armpits
2. Ideal for Smaller Breasted Ladies With Stooped Shoulders
3. “Botulism Boobies … DO NOT WANT”
4. Botox Can Now Be Injected into Breasts for a Lift
5. It’ll Improve your Posture!

She’s baaaaack!

The Best Links:

1. Kathie Lee, Name That Tune!
2. Shh, She Used to Be Jewish!
3. Awful Plastic Surgery Asks, “Whaaaat’s Up With the Face?”
4. Rosie Vs. Kathie Lee? PIZZA FIGHT!
5. The Kathie Lee Gifford Comeback No One Wanted Is Almost Here! [Featuring Nauseating Video Montage of Her “Greatest” Moments]
6. VIDEO: Kathie Lee Tries Out The Today Show Couch
7. Fingers Crossed for a Gifford-Curry Arm Wrestling Match!

Thinking about a lip injection? Celebrity duck lips are a foreboding PSA to not get your lips done.

The Best Links:

1. The Evolution Of Collagen
2. Jessica Biel’s lips
3. Plumper Lips for Lindsay Lohan
4. Brittany Murphy Works the Jenna Jameson Lips
5. Liv Tyler’s Lips Look Oddly Puffy
6. Doctor Must Have Screwed Up Britney’s Lips
7. Run! Lisa Rinna Is Going to EAT You!
8. Keira Knightley Admits to Getting Her Top Lip Done
9. Funny Photo of Joey Fatone Mocking Lisa Rinna’s Lips
10. A Roundup of Hollywood “Trout Pout”
11. Paris Hilton Looks Like a Different Person with Duck Lips
12. Examples of Celebrity Lips Injections Gone Wild

First she flaunts a boob job, now she sings (her latest single “Fashion”)

The Best Links:

1. Listen to Heidi Montag’s New Song “Fashion”
2. Clearly the Video Itself is Meant to Be a Distraction from the High School Grade Music Itself
3. Vanilla Ice Dance Moves In A Pink Bikini? What Is Heidi Montag Smoking?!
4. Here’s Heidi Montag’s Truly Awful Music Video for “Higher”
5. Are You Embarrassed for Heidi?
6. The Hills Are Alive With The Sound of Montag
7. Heidi Montag, Heaving Breasts Star In Music Video
8. Spencer Pratt Directs
9. The Pros And Cons Of Heidi Montag’s New, High-Tech Music Video

Are plastic surgery deaths rare or just unpublicized?

The Best Links:

1. Plastic Surgery deaths on the rise
2. Plastic surgery deaths are never acceptable because they are always avoidable
3. Has Kanye West’s Mom Just Died The Most Ironic Death Ever Died??
4. Don’t Risk Dying for a New Nose - Alternatives to Plastic Surgery.
5. Did Woman Die from a Mini-facelift, Or Was It Something More Sinister?
6. Kanye’s Mom Dies - Featured on BuzzFeed
7. Olivia Goldsmith, an American Novelist, Dies of Anesthetic Complications During Plastic Surgery
8. Plastic Surgery Gone Wrong Not Just News
9. Healthy 32-Year-Old Dies of “Lunch-Time” Tummy Tuck
10. Plastic Surgery Stats: Liposuction Risk of Death 20 to 60 Times Higher
11. Nigeria’s First Lady, Stella Obasanjo, Died of Plastic Surgery Complications
12. Teenage Girl Died of Toxic Shock Syndrome After Cosmetic Breast Surgery
13. 42-Year-Old Woman Goes into Cardiac Arrest After Nose Job

Why spend thousands to go to a “licensed” doctor when cheap, sketchy kits let you approximate the same results yourself?

The Best Links:

1. DIY Home Chemical Peels - A “Total Revelation”!
2. Affordable Microdermabrasion You Can Perform At Home!
3. Rejuvawand Makes Laser Treatments EZ
4. Doctors Fret Over DIY Home Laser Treatments
5. Video: Creepy Viral Ad For Scion xB Promotes Home Surgery
6. Get Your New Nose NOW, With DIY Cosmetic Surgery - Only $7.50!
7. Video: Incredibly Disturbing Fake Ads For Beauty Kits For Little Girls (Prolly NSFW)
8. Fixing It Up Is More Expensive Than Paying Good Money The First Time Around

New surgery “repairs” damaged hymen tissue from childbirth.

The Best Links:

1. Cheryl Hines, co-star of “Curb Your Enthusiasm,” tells the story of her vagina being huge in Canada in this audio interview.
2. Caring Physician Takes on Beautifying Floppy Vaginas
3. Cooch Lifting?
4. Late Night Infomercials, New York “Times”…What Is the World Coming to?
5. “Laser Vaginal Rejuvenation Institute of Washington” Not a Subtle Enough Name
6. “Empower yourself by shooting a laser at your vagina”
7. Hymen Repair Only $4900
8. To Laser or Not to Laser Down There? Doctors Weigh In
9. Medical Colleagues Discuss Labioplasty in Online Forum
10. This Is Supposed to Empower Women?
11. “These are cruel times for vaginas.”
12. ‘WaPo’ Goes Deep On Reconditioned Cooters Story