What the singer might have looked like now if he hadn’t gone under the knife. On the even of Jackson’s 50th birthday, the Photoshop whizzes at the Daily Mail give us a vision of what could have been. So: oops, right?
Science Buzz Botox can now be injected into the pectoral muscles to boost saggy boobs. Now you can have perky breasts to match that perky forehead!
TV Buzz She’s baaaaack! Did you know The Today Show is on TV every morning for FOUR HOURS? Well, it is, and Kathie Lee Gifford will be joining its last hour, which is mostly focused on “soft” news (read: cheap vacations and no-carb recipes).
Celebrity Buzz Thinking about a lip injection? Celebrity duck lips are a foreboding PSA to not get your lips done. Whether they’re shooting up in their arm or in their lips, it’s never a good look.
Celebrity Buzz First she flaunts a boob job, now she sings (her latest single “Fashion”) What can’t this girl do?
Culture Buzz Are plastic surgery deaths rare or just unpublicized? Before you book that lipo procedure, think about all the embarrassing ways there are to die. Plastic surgery being one of them (Kanye’s Mom is soooo embarrassed right now). Autoerotic asphyxiation being another.
Style Buzz Why spend thousands to go to a “licensed” doctor when cheap, sketchy kits let you approximate the same results yourself? The cosmetic surgery enthusiast now has a wide array of at-home procedures to choose from: The DIY chemical peel, at-home laser treatments, a nose clip that claims to change the shape of your face.
Science Buzz New surgery “repairs” damaged hymen tissue from childbirth. This reminds us of our favorite Curb Your Enthusiasm episode.
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