CELEBRITY BUZZ: Did SNL’s beloved breakout get plastic surgery? The blogosphere is abuzz, and fans are aghast that such a gifted comedian — who was, needless to say, pretty hot to begin with — would go under the knife like so many Hollywood bimbos. We can’t really tell, especially because she’s smiling wider the side-by-side comparison. But at the end of the day, her nose — real or fake — belongs to a woman well on her way to movie stardom (and the bank), so who are we to judge?

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1. Kristen’s All Black-Eyed and Swollen: So Maybe She Got Into a Fist Fight! With A…Plastic…Surgeon…::sigh::
2. See the Side-By-Side Comparison, and Then See How Plastic Surgery Turned Melanie Griffiths Into a Monster
3. “Why Would Someone With a Normal and Even Cute Nose Would Go Through Scary, Expensive Surgery?”
4. Top 10 Kristen Wiig Moments - Featured on BuzzFeed
5. Oh Yes She Did, Oh No They Didn’t
6. And Get This: AMY POEHLER’S PREGNANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What the singer might have looked like now if he hadn’t gone under the knife. On the even of Jackson’s 50th birthday, the Photoshop whizzes at the Daily Mail give us a vision of what could have been. So: oops, right?

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1. As He Turns 50, is This What Michael Jackson Should Really Look Like?

This composite image is made from the faces of four mega-celebrities - can you guess which four? Click for the image for the answer and to read the New York Magazine article on celebrity plastic surgery.

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1. The New York Magazine Article on Celebrity Face Trends
2. Previously On BuzzFeed: Madonna Looking Bad

SCIENCE BUZZ: Botox can now be injected into the pectoral muscles to boost saggy boobs. Now you can have perky breasts to match that perky forehead!

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1. Botox Can Now Be Injected into Breasts for a Lift
2. Ideal for Smaller Breasted Ladies With Stooped Shoulders
3. It’ll Improve your Posture!
4. Botox is the Cure for Sagging Breasts and Sweaty Armpits
5. “Botulism Boobies … DO NOT WANT”

CULTURE BUZZ: A new book that finally explains mommy’s nosejob to the little ones. With the growing popularity of mommy makeovers, we suppose there are a lot of kiddies out there trying to understand why mommy went away to the hurt doctor and couldn’t lift anything for weeks when she got back. Finally a self-published book that will let them deal with their anxieties in a healthy way!

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1. Aw, Don’t Feel Bad About ‘Mommy Bandages,’ Kids, They’re For Mommy’s New Tummy!
2. Oh, There Are Many Other Kinds of Mommies Out There
3. This is an Alarmist Story, Made Out of Thin Air
4. Worth Noting: This is a Self-Published Book
5. Vote: Good Idea or Terrible Idea?
6. On the Up Side: This Book *is* a Reflection of Our Times
7. Coming Just in Time for Mother’s Day