Is Lark Voorhies, or Lisa Turtle of Saved By The Bell, now the host body for The King of Pop? (Or a geisha?) (Or both?) Say no to Botox, you guys. And, while you're at it, cool it with the mime makeup. Just…no.
In the battle of the Feline Lookalikes, this point goes to Viv. Better luck next time, Jocey.
Someone managed to snap a picture of Michael Jackson's ear, which has been badly mangled over the years so that plastic surgeons could use the tissue and cartilage to rebuild his nose. On the left is the ear as it is today, on the right is his ear before it was chopped up for the plastic surgery on his nose. As you can see, there isn't much left of it anymore.
The newest Real Housewife from the New York cast is easily the most despised of the shiny quintuplet, which makes scoffing at her poorly-constructed east-meets-west chest a pretty easy task. Karma works in mysterious ways, like when boobs of the rich, moderately famous, and horrible are made all goopy and gelatinous.
So Rupert Everett of My Best Friend's Wedding fame had some work done. I honestly did not believe that was him until I saw this Martha Stewart clip.
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In the spirit of messed up mother/daughter relationships, check out Janet and Jane Cunliffe. Janet underwent £10,000 worth of plastic surgery to look like her daughter, Jane, and the two frequently get mistaken for sisters when they go out clubbing together. My sincerest sympathies go out to Jane's father.
Culture Buzz Reverend William Blasingame of St. Paul's Memorial Episcopal in Staten Island, New York, allegedly stole nearly $85,000 from his congregation to spend on plastic surgery and Botox injections, prescription drugs, club memberships, car insurance, and fancy duds (including a $245 pair of shoes imported from London). Although let's not beat around the bush here: dude is sexy as hell.
Culture Buzz Also known as the “Breast Implant Bandit,” Yvonne is wanted in California for stealing someone's identity in order to purchase fake boobs. Plastic surgery theft would actually make for an excellent caper movie.
This breasts sculpture by Chinese artist Shu Yong was paraded around (by a red ox?) as an attempt to encourage women to avoid plastic surgery and embrace their natural curves. From the looks of it, this just might have the opposite effect.
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While that shouldn't necessarily come as a surprise, the real “kicker” is that she has had reconstructive surgery on her feet! WHAT?? We're not sure what prompted she to go all bonkers on us, but we're loving it. Keep the crazy coming, K-Lee!
SHEYLA Hershey’s massive 38KKK breasts have been declared the world’s biggest boob job.
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A Korean woman and plastic surgery addict was given silicone to inject on her own. But when that silicone ran out, she used cooking oil. Obviously this was a huge mistake that made her look like a horrible monster. Yikes!
Celebrity Buzz Did SNL’s beloved breakout get plastic surgery? The blogosphere is abuzz, and fans are aghast that such a gifted comedian — who was, needless to say, pretty hot to begin with — would go under the knife like so many Hollywood bimbos. We can’t really tell, especially because she’s smiling wider the side-by-side comparison. But at the end of the day, her nose — real or fake — belongs to a woman well on her way to movie stardom (and the bank), so who are we to judge?
What the singer might have looked like now if he hadn’t gone under the knife. On the even of Jackson’s 50th birthday, the Photoshop whizzes at the Daily Mail give us a vision of what could have been. So: oops, right?
This composite image is made from the faces of four mega-celebrities - can you guess which four? Click for the image for the answer and to read the New York Magazine article on celebrity plastic surgery.
Science Buzz Botox can now be injected into the pectoral muscles to boost saggy boobs. Now you can have perky breasts to match that perky forehead!
Culture Buzz A new book that finally explains mommy’s nosejob to the little ones. With the growing popularity of mommy makeovers, we suppose there are a lot of kiddies out there trying to understand why mommy went away to the hurt doctor and couldn’t lift anything for weeks when she got back. Finally a self-published book that will let them deal with their anxieties in a healthy way!
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