Ordering pizza would be even more fun if everyone wrote instructions like these.
Take your mac and cheese game to the next level.
~All the single men! All the single men!~ #singledudeproblems
In what was an otherwise solid third quarter for Domino’s, the pizza giant said expensive cheese plagued its bottom line. And the company sees little relief on the mozzarella-stuffed horizon.
Seeing it animated makes it feel like less of a mess. Sort of. Based on this post.
You probably shouldn’t take this advice seriously.
Just because you don’t eat gluten doesn’t mean you can’t eat the World’s Greatest Food.
Food, clothing, and garlic. These are the necessities of life.
Who the f*** thought a hot dog smoothie was a good idea?
Special recommendation: Rekindling your relationship with pizza.
Remember, kids: Drinking and pizza is a DEADLY mix.
Rien ne vaut la nourriture. Rien.
Because [insert current day] is my day off.
It takes about an hour to make and will make you the coolest pizza chef ever.
Time to learn the truth about your taste in junk food.
Ze not Za. These pizzas just want to be able to love any pan they so choose.
The game of life will always have a 1UP on you.
If you’re getting laid right now, put your phone down. This can wait a minute.
The less obvious best parts of living in New York.
Who says Sriracha ramen shouldn’t be an ice cream flavor? Well, several of my colleagues actually. They’re not speaking to me anymore. It’s awkward.
“My K-Cups are fully stocked.”