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Bat Pees In Guitarist's Eyes, Guitarist Gets Rabies Shots, Documents It All On Facebook
Culture Buzz And now he's a bit of a celebrity as a result of Facebooking his bat-piss-rabies-shot ordeal. Andrew Elstner, guitarist for rock band Torche, shared his bat fluid misadventure in real time on Facebook. Here it is in chronological order, starting with his post on March 29th from the St. Louis area.
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Play A Guitar With Your Piss Stream
Culture Buzz Billboard magazine in Brazil placed this working urinal guitar — with amp — in the men's room of popular watering hole Bar Aurora. “FREEBIRD!” (Get it?!? Shut up.)
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“Virgin Boy Eggs” Are A Popular, Urine-Soaked Snack In China
Culture Buzz Specifically the urine of little boys. Seriously. I really have nothing more to add.
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Alabama Alum Arrested For Pissing On LSU Fan
Sports Buzz Brian Downing was arrested for sexual battery and obscenity Thursday night after family members identified him in a viral video that shows the 32-year-old urinating and simulating sex acts on an unconscious sports fan.
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So Guess Why Gerard Depardieu Was Kicked Off An Air France Flight
Celebrity Buzz If you saw the story about Robert “Sandy” Vietze, then you can probably hazard a guess. The French acting icon was on an Air France plane as it prepared to take off from Paris and got into an argument with a flight attendant in front of the lavatory. We'll let Fox News take it from there…
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So Guess Why A Really Drunk Guy Was Arrested After Getting Off A JetBlue Flight
Culture Buzz Robert Vietze of Vermont was taken into custody by Port Authority officers at JFK airport in New York yesterday after he nearly got into a mid-flight fight with the father of an 11-year-old girl. Why was the father so upset? We'll let the New York Post set the scene.
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Image: I Don’t Need Your Lazy Ass
A Facebook breakup that goes hilariously nuclear. Remember when breaking up with someone was an intensely private moment, filled with despair and quiet self-reflection? Nah, me either.
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Katy Perry Boards Private Jet In Pajamas
Celebrity Buzz As went Howard Hughes with immense wealth and fame, Katy Perry is slowly going mad. Hopefully, continuing with the Howard Hughes allusion, that's only yellow Powerade in the bottle. More at Celebuzz.
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Image: Thermochromic Urinal
Don't lie! Sometimes you draw pictures when you take a piss, right? With a thermochromic urinal, it's way easier to make “art.”
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Image: How To Select A Urinal
I have never deviated from this formula. If you're faced with the third scenario, find a dumpster in the alley.
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What Does A Bear Using A Urinal Have To Do With A Wetsuit?
Culture Buzz That's not the set up to a joke, but a legitimate question regarding an eBay auction for a used wetsuit. The listing for the wetsuit prominently and curiously displayed a picture of a bear using a urinal. The eBay auctioneer explained himself thusly…
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45 Drunk Santas
Culture Buzz Santas behaving badly. Egg nog tastes much worse the second time around.
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Video: Pete Wentz Swigs His Own Piss
While this may be a poorly disguised attempt at achieving viral infamy, we're nevertheless floored by Fall Out Boy's Pete Wentz agreement to a “prank” in which he ends up drinking his own urine. If only the real prank were that he didn't actually father a kid. There isn't enough money in the world to save poor Bronx Mowgli from a dad so humiliating, he swigs pee and wears Clockwork Orange eye make-up for attention.
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Kelly Clarkson Pees In The Shower
Celebrity Buzz Kelly Clarkson sings in the rain, pees in the shower. Admitting it, she boldly claimed, “Anybody who says they don’t is lying.” Well, you caught me Kelly. It's just easier that way, and besides, it doesn't get the bathroom floor all wet! You're the one who told everybody though.
