Whoever is responsible for filling crisp packets with more air than crisps.
Said it before, I’ll say it again…teens are the worst.
It’s like a public service announcement or something I guess.
Charlie Chaplin would like to have a couple of words with you about human waste.
The English are quite pissed (heh).
I’d say a couple hundred pounds.
And now he’s a bit of a celebrity as a result of Facebooking his bat-piss-rabies-shot ordeal. Andrew Elstner, guitarist for rock band Torche, shared his bat fluid misadventure in real time on Facebook. Here it is in chronological order, starting with his post on March 29th from the St. Louis area.
Billboard magazine in Brazil placed this working urinal guitar — with amp — in the men’s room of popular watering hole Bar Aurora. “FREEBIRD!” (Get it?!? Shut up.)
Specifically the urine of little boys. Seriously. I really have nothing more to add.
Brian Downing was arrested for sexual battery and obscenity Thursday night after family members identified him in a viral video that shows the 32-year-old urinating and simulating sex acts on an unconscious sports fan.
Not washing your hands is a given. View Image ›
If you saw the story about Robert “Sandy” Vietze, then you can probably hazard a guess. The French acting icon was on an Air France plane as it prepared to take off from Paris and got into an argument with a flight attendant in front of the lavatory. We’ll let Fox News take it from there… View List ›
Robert Vietze of Vermont was taken into custody by Port Authority officers at JFK airport in New York yesterday after he nearly got into a mid-flight fight with the father of an 11-year-old girl. Why was the father so upset? We’ll let the New York Post set the scene. View List ›
A Facebook breakup that goes hilariously nuclear. Remember when breaking up with someone was an intensely private moment, filled with despair and quiet self-reflection? Nah, me either. View Image ›
As went Howard Hughes with immense wealth and fame, Katy Perry is slowly going mad. Hopefully, continuing with the Howard Hughes allusion, that’s only yellow Powerade in the bottle. More at Celebuzz. View List ›
I have never deviated from this formula. If you’re faced with the third scenario, find a dumpster in the alley. View Image ›
That’s not the set up to a joke, but a legitimate question regarding an eBay auction for a used wetsuit. The listing for the wetsuit prominently and curiously displayed a picture of a bear using a urinal. The eBay auctioneer explained himself thusly… View List ›
Santas behaving badly. Egg nog tastes much worse the second time around. View List ›
While this may be a poorly disguised attempt at achieving viral infamy, we’re nevertheless floored by Fall Out Boy’s Pete Wentz agreement to a “prank” in which he ends up drinking his own urine. Watch Video ›
Kelly Clarkson sings in the rain, pees in the shower. Read More ›