As much as we adore Pink (or is it “P!nk?”), this Tinkerbell-meets-Kerri-Strug bodysuit is not doing her any favors. On the bright side, we're thrilled to see the term “Pink's Sparkly Vagina” become a reality.

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1. via Drunken Stepfather

He is both peaceful and stylish. Is that a paisley tie?

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PETA's newest “controversial” ad (we get it already!) features talking skinned animals voiced by Pink and Ricky Gervais. How about this, PETA? We won't wear fur if you stop turning pop stars into skinned alligators. Deal?

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Mischa Barton's greasy ex-boyfriend Brandon Davis took some time out of his busy celebrity schedule last night to smash into Pink's car in a liquor store parking lot.

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1. Brandon Davis Wreaks Havoc on Pink!

A new video from Pink, in which she makes sex on herself! I wish I could somehow find a way to make a “Pinky and the Brain” joke here, but it's just not coming to me.

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1. 10 Pop Songs About Female Masturbation
2. Everyone Wants to F Pink, Including Pink

Link: http://www.keyboardforblondes.com/

A keyboard made especially “for blondes” changes the Caps Lock to “Warning! size XXL letters,” Tab to “Useless Key,” and Backspace to “Oops!” For only $50, you too can get a gag gift that will offend friends and relatives alike!

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MUSIC BUZZ: Patti Labelle, Nona Hendryx, and Sarah Dash have returned with a new album that continues in their tradition of meshing disco, funk, and glam rock. As original pioneers of funk, the trio paved the way for artists of all genres, including the pop tarts who gave “Lady Marmalade” a number of venereal diseases at the height of its popularity.

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1. Download “Roll Out”
2. “I Really Didn’t Know if We Still Had the Vocal Power,” LaBelle Says. “But After We Did the First Song, I Knew We Were Still Some Hot Mamas.”
3. Lady Marmalade (The Original), In Which the Labelle Ladies Dressed Like Birds and Didn’t Care WHAT You Thought
4. Wyclef Jean and Lenny Kravitz Produce On the New Album
5. Labelle’s Official Site
6. Watch Four Pop Star/Trannies Single-Handedly Ruin a Labelle Classic