Style Buzz This is Allen E. Brown, a 48-year-old pimp who was recently sentenced to 18 years in prison. That's a LOT of free time to experiment with even more avant-garde hairstyles.
You know it's hard out there for a pimp, which is why, somewhere, a very tolerant funeral director let this happen. Nothing says “going out in style” like a Styrofoam steering wheel. Consider ride pimped.
Whoops! Is this most-hated-man Bernie Madoff dressed up as a pimp? Apparently, this image was submitted anonymously by a Long Island Bernie victim who claimed Madoff dressed in fur for some sort of fundraiser. Gawker so aptly puts it, “In other words, a criminal who normally impersonated a legitimate businessman apparently liked to sometimes impersonate a different type of criminal.”