Long Distance Relationship Pillow Is Depressing, Terrifying

Pillow Talk, the pillow that glows and has a heartbeat to simulate your long distance lover. Because you can replace human affection with a throbbing alien pod. It’s like David Cronenberg designed a line for Bed, Bath & Beyond.

Gavon Laessig a year ago 26 responses

The Cupcake Pillow Of Your Dreams

Why dream of sugarplums when you can dream of cupcakes? Buy your own for $30.

Todd Van Luling a year ago 20 responses

A Breathing, Squirming Pillow Companion

This video may creep you out excessively. Looks like evolving technology will soon be ending the misery of the forever alone. (Via) Watch Video ›

BurnRed a year ago 113 responses

Spilled Mustard Pillow

Thank you Etsy, for another way to amuse and puzzle anyone who tries to sit on my sofa. [Ed. note: Or, you could just get a giant floppy pig couch.] View Image ›

Andrew G. 2 years ago 56 responses

Pro-Anorexia Pillow

A needlepoint pillow designed by Jonathan Adler containing a phrase frequently associated with the pro-anorexia movement. And it’s only $116.00! No matter who you give this to for Christmas, they’re probably going to be offended. View Image ›

Gavon Laessig 2 years ago 54 responses

Pillow Mask

Now they’ll never know if you’re sleeping. The informative user guide lets you know that these are “reversible for your freshness.” And they are perfect for the under-appreciated midday nap. View Image ›

Scott Lamb 3 years ago 21 responses