SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEE! In Texas for DallasCon.
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEE! In Texas for DallasCon.
Because your dream vacation really should reflect how cool you are. Duh.
“So sorry I offended so many vegans. In Missouri we raise pigs and cattle and chickens to eat them.”
Pigs are masters of disguise: can you call their bluffs?
Pig-jumping is not for amateurs. Take it from this goat.
Yup, it’s a thing.
Way to go, Crisp P. Bacon!
St. Piggy’s Day?
It’s going to be hard to wrestle the title of “most inspiring interspecies friendship of 2013” from Miss Pig and her friends.
His name is Chris P. Bacon. And he’s the best two-legged baby pig in a wheelchair there is.
FLY AWAY, WILD BEASTS. BE FREE.
And you thought your job was rough. Photos of a day in the life of abattoir workers outside of Beijing. Pork is China’s favorite meat, and these guys have to struggle to meet the nation’s growing appetite for luxury.
Here, piggy piggy piggy! A prison laborer very creatively hid some swine in the stickers that adorn the cars of the people who put that laborer in prison. Can you pinpoint the pork?
They both love frolicking on a big fat doggy bed and are into Neil Diamond. So much in common.
Wilbur wishes he was this awesome. Hopefully after overcoming such odds, he will be spared from becoming tasty, tasty bacon.
When I sneeze all over myself, people think I’m disgusting or coming down with a zombie virus. When animals sneeze all over, it’s a Youtube goldmine. Adorable double-standards!
It’s even called “Mini Piglets”. Perhaps the fastest way to use a crock pot to traumatize dinner guests.
Nancy Upton, the gorgeous prankster who satirized American Apparel’s condescending search for a plus-sized model with smutty and silly overindulgence photos, actually won the online contest! Then American Apparel acted all American Apparel and wouldn’t recognize her victory, even though she had far and away the most votes. Here are some more of the photos that lampooned the contest and won the hearts of online voters (including mine). (via extrawiggleroom.tumblr.com) View List ›
They were into anachronistic facial hair before it was anachronistic. This is a photograph of the Fort Riley Eighth Calvary Unit as they enjoy some blue ribbon beer and a roasted pig, taken near Junction City, Kansas (Rock Chalk Jayhawk!) in 1905 by J.J. Pennel. (via facebook.com) View Image ›
TMZ unearthed this text from last week, sent by Charlie Sheen to Brooke Mueller, detailing how he wanted to “execute” his manager, Mark Burg. Charlie Sheen is winning (at being a creepy person)! View Image ›
It’s Tuesday… you’re probably feeling pretty snoozy from the weekend still… so here are some sleeping animals to make you feel better about feeling so tired! Well, they made me feel better. View List ›
This hog survived being buried under earthquake debris for 36 days by eating charcoal and rainwater. Originally weighing 150kg, he only measured up at 50kg when he was finally rescued. They named him “Zhu Jianquiang” (Strong-willed pig) for good reason! The lucky piggy is now living out his days in luxury at the earthquake exhibit in the Jianchuan Museum, and is back up to a healthy weight of 200kg. View Image ›
Looks like these cute little guys got into a bucket of paint. Wish I could be the ones to clean them off! They look so fuzzy. View Image ›
Clive, a micro pig, has had to start wearing some little boots because of the rain hitting the English countryside. He’s adorable. View Image ›
Susan Sarandon, now single, spanked a man in a pig outfit at Tuesday night’s Of Montreal show. [Ed Note: A few questions: 1) What the fuck? Also, will someone please explain what’s going on here (other than that Academy Award winner Susan Sarandon is spanking a man in a pig costume at an Of Montreal show)?] Via The Blemish. Watch Video ›
Scott’s Variety Store and Bar-B-Q in Hemingway, S.C., slow-smokes whole hogs over hardwood coals - a way of cooking that is disappearing. This food is seriously slow.
That ain’t no ordinary bacon cheeseburger. In fact, it’s totally beef-free, but don’t fret, carnivores - the patty is made of 100% all-ground bacon! For burger whores, this may be the ultimate dream. (And for rabbis, their worst nightmare.) View Image ›
Arm pigs? Sure, why not… I dare you to find anything cute today. Watch Video ›