Yep, pretty much.
Ooh, that’s gotta hurt. Sean Hopkins 1, Blockbuster 0.
Needs more Big Ang. (via Dlisted)
“Hiya, Georgie! Aren’t ya gonna say hello?” *Shudder*
Hah, like that was ever going to happen!
The important parts of it, at least.
Oop! One day after telling TMZ that his former show, “Two and a Half Men,” was a “steaming pile of ass,” Charlie Sheen came back for seconds this afternoon—and this time, he threw Ashton Kutcher (who replaced Sheen in “Men”) into the mix.
Alternatively: 1 Duck 1 Cup. OK, technically it’s a glass, but I like to rhyme so DEAL WITH IT. (via Reddit)
Don’t you just wanna rub its cute little head?
Oh, snap! Asked by TMZ to comment on the cease and desist letter he’d received from Warner Bros. warning him not to use images from “Two and a Half Men” for his new show, “Anger Management,” Charlie Sheen offered the following.
“Yo dawg I herd you like dogs…” It’s Dogception!
He just exudes maturity, doesn’t he? Ugh.
You’re gonna need some tissues for this one. According to iwearmyseatbelt, who submitted this photo to Reddit tonight, the man in it “went to Steak ‘n Shake with his wife every year for Valentine’s Day since before he was married. This is his first year without a Valentine.” :(
Talk about perfect timing! What a wonderful shot.
It’s only just begun, but some people have already declared today the worst Valentine’s Day ever. Here are 20 such examples.
“I DON’T KNOW WHAT WE’RE BARKING ABOUT!” Redditor derpent024 writes, “I took this pic today, impeccable timing.” And how. Let the meme-making begin!
This guy’s physics professor rules with an iron fist. (via Reddit)
Least subtle glance ever? Here’s British actor/rapper Adam Deacon posing with Christina Hendricks at last night’s BAFTA Awards. And by “posing with,” I mean “staring at,” because… yeah.
Reincarnation is a bitch. (via Reddit)
Ms. Paltrow if you’re nasty. This week’s edition of Gwyneth Paltrow’s email newsletter, GOOP, provides women with a Valentine’s Day guide that they can give to their man so he doesn’t screw things up. It includes all the requisite Valentine’s Day tips—breakfast in bed, flowers, etc.—but also, this!
BALLBALLBALLBALLBALLBALLBALL! That’s basically all I’ve got to say about this awesome photo, other than to note that the photographer, Seth Casteel, has an entire “underwater dogs” gallery on his website. You’re welcome. (via Reddit)
What do you guys think of it?
“Screw you guys, I’m going home!” Even though this guy apparently dresses up as the “South Park” character on purpose, the photo itself wasn’t part of a set-up. Plus, IT’S CARTMAN! IRL!
Yeah, like you’ve never made out with your son! Seriously though, why is this a stock photo? (via Reddit)
Is from Spain. Who knew!
“I’m about to go ghetto on you, giiiirl!” Six-year-old Mountain Dew and Red Bull-addicted beauty queen Alana, daughter of “Coupon Queen” June and nicknamed “Honey Boo-Boo Child” by America after her infamous “Toddlers & Tiaras” episode, was featured on “Dr. Drew’s Lifechangers” today. And boy oh boy was it life-changing!
Did you know? Total lack of self-awareness! Gwyneth Paltrow’s weekly email newsletter, GOOP, is comprised of lifestyle tips from Paltrow that the everyday woman can relate to. Except that it’s not. Ever. Literally not once ever.
Spoiler: There’s quite a bit of Maury.
I see what you did there, Terrance. Also, I can’t wait to do this on the next form I fill out. (via Reddit)