Even though George Clooney is basically a Best Actor shoo-in for his role in “The Descendants,” girlfriend Stacy Kiebler came to the Academy Awards looking like an Oscar herself. You know, just in case he loses, yet still needs some golden arm candy for the after-parties.
Every rule has its exception.
Did you know? $300 million! On Wednesday night, Los Angeles CBS affiliate KCAL’s Sky9 helicopter spotted something unusual near Venice. And by “something unsual,” I mean “the ninth-largest yacht in the world.”
It’s almost like a male version of Carrot Top! Here are a few shots of Katy Perry dressed in character as a prison guard for an upcoming episode of FOX’s “Raising Hope.” It airs March 6. (via Just Jared)
Alternatively: The rat tail to end all rat tails.
♫ Oh, I wanna dance with somebody, I wanna feel the heat with somebody. ♫ Really? Well, that’s too bad.
It’s just like being there! Here’s a photographic journey through Lindsay Lohan’s court appearance on Wednesday. If you wonder why Lohan is smiling, it’s because Judge Stephanie Saunter praised her for her progress, telling LiLo, “You’re in the home stretch.”
Neil Patrick Harris tweeted this photo tonight with a message that read, “All you ninja naysayers can suck it.” According to the official Twitter account for “How I Met Your Mother,” we’ll find out what it all means on the show’s March 19 episode.
Ooh, that’s gotta hurt. Sean Hopkins 1, Blockbuster 0.
Needs more Big Ang. (via Dlisted)
“Hiya, Georgie! Aren’t ya gonna say hello?” *Shudder*
Hah, like that was ever going to happen!
The important parts of it, at least.
Oop! One day after telling TMZ that his former show, “Two and a Half Men,” was a “steaming pile of ass,” Charlie Sheen came back for seconds this afternoon—and this time, he threw Ashton Kutcher (who replaced Sheen in “Men”) into the mix.
Alternatively: 1 Duck 1 Cup. OK, technically it’s a glass, but I like to rhyme so DEAL WITH IT. (via Reddit)
Don’t you just wanna rub its cute little head?
Oh, snap! Asked by TMZ to comment on the cease and desist letter he’d received from Warner Bros. warning him not to use images from “Two and a Half Men” for his new show, “Anger Management,” Charlie Sheen offered the following.
“Yo dawg I herd you like dogs…” It’s Dogception!
He just exudes maturity, doesn’t he? Ugh.
You’re gonna need some tissues for this one. According to iwearmyseatbelt, who submitted this photo to Reddit tonight, the man in it “went to Steak ‘n Shake with his wife every year for Valentine’s Day since before he was married. This is his first year without a Valentine.” :(
Talk about perfect timing! What a wonderful shot.
It’s only just begun, but some people have already declared today the worst Valentine’s Day ever. Here are 20 such examples.
“I DON’T KNOW WHAT WE’RE BARKING ABOUT!” Redditor derpent024 writes, “I took this pic today, impeccable timing.” And how. Let the meme-making begin!
This guy’s physics professor rules with an iron fist. (via Reddit)
Least subtle glance ever? Here’s British actor/rapper Adam Deacon posing with Christina Hendricks at last night’s BAFTA Awards. And by “posing with,” I mean “staring at,” because… yeah.
Reincarnation is a bitch. (via Reddit)
Ms. Paltrow if you’re nasty. This week’s edition of Gwyneth Paltrow’s email newsletter, GOOP, provides women with a Valentine’s Day guide that they can give to their man so he doesn’t screw things up. It includes all the requisite Valentine’s Day tips—breakfast in bed, flowers, etc.—but also, this!
BALLBALLBALLBALLBALLBALLBALL! That’s basically all I’ve got to say about this awesome photo, other than to note that the photographer, Seth Casteel, has an entire “underwater dogs” gallery on his website. You’re welcome. (via Reddit)