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Video: Asian Penis Pickup
Guy tries to pick up girls by using as many variations of the word for “penis” as he can. This proves that women aren't going to tear you to shreds if you randomly approach them.
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The Worst Pick Up Lines From Movies
Movie Buzz Movies get away with murder when it comes to pick up lines. Would anyone ever use these IRL? God, I hope not.
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20 Hilarious Christmas Pick Up Lines
Culture Buzz Whether you've been naughty or nice, these pick up lines will help you deck your “halls” on the night before Christmas.
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The Best Harry Potter Pick Up Lines
Culture Buzz Since we can't all conjure a love potion, some of us need some tricks to charm the available witches and wizards. Cast a spell with these quick and easy Harry Potter related pick up lines.
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Link: "Post-Apocalyptic Pick up Lines" by Andrew Bridgman
http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1808983
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Because when the apocalypse hits, someone's going to have to repopulate the planet. And it might as well be you…and that girl over there.
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Link: Do or do not. There is no try.
http://www.reddit.com/comments/cqm5a/do_or_do_not_there_i...
So I was out at the bars the other night. There's a bar in particular I like to visit because it's where all the twenty-something hipsters hang out, and hipster girls, if nothing else, are cute. Anyway, I'm hanging out with some friends, and we approach a group throwing darts, and in this group is this insanely cute girl. She's totally playing up the sexy librarian look, and I can't help but wonder what she'd look like with her hair down and glasses off. We get to chatting, and she seems to be as into me as I'm into her. After a few drinks, we're sitting pretty close, and the conversation leads toward where we're going to end up. She says to me, “What, are you going to try and seduce me?” Without batting an eye, I look straight at her and reply with, “Do or do not. There is no try.” I went home alone, but I felt like a fucking winner.
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Video: Ted Danson’s Pick-Up Lines
Celebrated archivists EverythingIsTerrible unearthed this video of Ted Danson running game. Special correspondent Eliot Glazer informs me that this comes from an 1986 PSA entitled How Can I Tell If I'm Really In Love?, which you will want to go read about here. Trust me.
