“Thanks for the dick pic!”
“Thanks for the dick pic!”
You think you know, but you have no idea.
Much happy, so trail.
Oh to be the fans in this photo.
Famous people selfies are the best kind of selfies.
Lest we forget Miley is happily engaged to a guy much taller and buffer than the One Directioner.
An odd couple, but a lovely one.
Of course she can.
It’s Cleopatra, bitch.
So young, so grunge!
Hate speech: Not a good look. MediaTakeOut.com reported this afternoon that Tyga was forced to dance at gunpoint outside a diner following a recent concert in Canada. Here’s the anti-gay, transphobic tweet the rapper issued as a response.
I want to go to there. This particular formation is an example of Undulatus asperatus—meaning “agitated waves”—which was proposed as a separate cloud classification in 2009 by… wait for it… the founder of the Cloud Appreciation Society. (I’m serious.)
And not a single fuck was given that day.
WHERE IS IT AND HOW DO I GET IT?!
What really lies (and sits, and jumps) at the end of a three-hour awards show? Uggie does.
Even though George Clooney is basically a Best Actor shoo-in for his role in “The Descendants,” girlfriend Stacy Kiebler came to the Academy Awards looking like an Oscar herself. You know, just in case he loses, yet still needs some golden arm candy for the after-parties.
Every rule has its exception.
Did you know? $300 million! On Wednesday night, Los Angeles CBS affiliate KCAL’s Sky9 helicopter spotted something unusual near Venice. And by “something unsual,” I mean “the ninth-largest yacht in the world.”
It’s almost like a male version of Carrot Top! Here are a few shots of Katy Perry dressed in character as a prison guard for an upcoming episode of FOX’s “Raising Hope.” It airs March 6. (via Just Jared)
Alternatively: The rat tail to end all rat tails.
♫ Oh, I wanna dance with somebody, I wanna feel the heat with somebody. ♫ Really? Well, that’s too bad.
It’s just like being there! Here’s a photographic journey through Lindsay Lohan’s court appearance on Wednesday. If you wonder why Lohan is smiling, it’s because Judge Stephanie Saunter praised her for her progress, telling LiLo, “You’re in the home stretch.”
Neil Patrick Harris tweeted this photo tonight with a message that read, “All you ninja naysayers can suck it.” According to the official Twitter account for “How I Met Your Mother,” we’ll find out what it all means on the show’s March 19 episode.
Yep, pretty much.
Polychaetes, or bristle worms, are a class of deep-sea-dwelling annelid worms. Thanks to a new macro photo gallery of them on the Telegraph’s website, it’s safe to say bristle worms are also TERRIFYING. Here are six examples of why.
Ooh, that’s gotta hurt. Sean Hopkins 1, Blockbuster 0.
Needs more Big Ang. (via Dlisted)