Pour some out for her private parts. Kind of NSFW?
If you got it already, flaunt it as is.
Watch what happens behind the smoke and mirrors.
Have you ever wondered if you and your parents would have been friends growing up?
Go home, Photoshop, you’re drunk.
The world is not quiet here.
Lemony Snicket just got real.
No girlfriend, no problem!
Nope, that’s not your computer screen.
You’ll never look at Emma Watson the same again. H/T: Mandatory
We laughed, then cried about The Fault in Our Stars all over again.
We’re sorry about this, internet.
Or should we say Snapcats?
It’s harder than you’d think.
Unleash your inner J.K. Growling.
Now this is a fakecation. Holy cow.
BuzzFeed asked participants at ModCloth’s #fashiontruth casting call and this is what they said.
WARNING: You will never look at Johnny Manziel the same ever again. H/T Mandatory.
Because internet. Via /r/birdswitharms.
THERE IS A BABY WOMBAT WITH STEVE BUSCEMI’S HEAD.
Thought you were better than that, Bey.
This is one creative way to update the kid’s parents.
This could quite possibly be the best way to forget your ex-boyfriend.
NO ONE does it better than Ellen D.
The Nosemouth Tumblr page is a beautiful place.