Matthew Clemmens, Criminal Vomiter

Please meet the Phillies fan who vomited on a 11-year-old girl after being kicked out of a game. By “vomited on,” I do in fact mean purposefully pulled the trigger and aimed at the police captain's tweenage kid. The great Phillies fan tradition continues. View Image ›

Amanda Dobbins 2 years ago 104 responses

Incredibly Disappointing World Series Riots

I wanted the Phillies to win just for the aftermath. I like a nice “dude falling off taxi” or “dude humping reporter” or an urban fire with a side of looting—all standard in Philly. This is all New York had to offer. Whoo. View Image ›

Amanda Dobbins 2 years ago 4 responses