11 Ways Your Pets Are Secretly Killing You
Oh, you love your pet? Hope you enjoy loving it IN YOUR EARLY GRAVE. Here’s all the gross diseases it can give you.
Oh, you love your pet? Hope you enjoy loving it IN YOUR EARLY GRAVE. Here’s all the gross diseases it can give you.
We all love our pets, but rich people can express that love in insane ways the rest of us had no idea were even possible. So while we might treat our dog to a helping of table scraps and a belly rub, the wealthy can spend thousands of dollars on baffling products.
She named the sweet-looking rottweiler-beagle pup “Happy” because he was abandoned at a Wal-Mart and Miley didn’t “understand how people can be so cruel.”
Do you personally know any pets? OK, good. Because we have a Cute List now (finally), and, with the right combination of ruthlessness and beauty, your cat, dog, or horse or whatever can RISE ALL THE WAY TO THE TOP. You can read more about this below, or just go here to get started! May the cutest animal win!
So, is this a survival of the fittest trial? Because we’re pretty sure that a snake vs. a baby is not a fair test.
Great invention or greatest invention? Of course, this would require some training first, but I think it would be worth it just for the delightful experience.
“This is for all you people out there who say ‘Oh, how cute, I want a pet racoon.’” Yeah, I know.
No matter how sad or depressing your life may be, it’s always just a little bit better knowing you have a loyal pet by your side. But having that companion doesn’t give you license to be an ass.
When in doubt, put a baby animal in a cup.
Friskies created an iPad game to play against your cat. Finally, a new way for your cat to humiliate you.
Dogs have it hard these days. Hopefully this meme has helped dogs to realize they’re not alone.
And not a single fuck was given that day.
“It works very well for the owner that loves their cat as if it were their own child.”
Though this condition doesn’t discriminate between species, it does seem to favor the hot. Heterochromia normally causes no visual impairment, but it does give you two eyes of different color.
Family portraits are hard to get right. They’re even harder when you’re forcing the family pet to sit still through seventy plus photos in the vain attempt to get one where no one is blinking.
Man’s Best… Metronome? Meet Tessie, a young red fox labrador with an affinity for table tennis, and the star of the cutest animal video you’ll see today.
Nearly a year after the devastating earthquake and tsunami that crippled Japan’s nuclear reactors, abandoned dogs and cats still roam the ghost towns within the evacuation zones. Volunteers from the United Kennel Club Of Japan, braving radiation poisoning, are doing their best to try and save these animals.
After spending too much time on pinterest, I’ve combined the two things it’s full of, dogs and weddings, and compiled a masterpost of dogs getting married. Til’ death do us bark.
Here’s a perfect opportunity to show off your adorable dog/cat/turtle/ferret/bunny/snake. Add a picture of your pet in the comments below. Gold stars for the most unusual pets and most creative names!
A dog would never do this! I will say, though, that this kleptomaniacal kitty has some sick jumping skills. (via The Daily What)
On an unrelated note, thousands of shelter pets are still put to death every day due to lack of funding. A woman devastated by the loss of her little dog “Trouble” traveled to South Korea to have him cloned.
Lily, a Yorkie, is the first canine Newt Gingrich supporter we’ve met.
Did you know pet portraits with adorable accessories increase adoptions by 100%? You will after you see this collection of animal Glamour Shots taken by celebrity photographer Richard Phibbs for the Humaine Society. Puppies with bowties galore!
Siberian Huskies are really chatty and super cute. And they all seem to have the same voice, which is hilarious. I want one now.
Zoinks! Pets are a staple of almost every television household, making for trusty sidekicks, dependable comic relief, and comforting ears that (usually) don’t talk back.
It’s moments like these that you just have to take a deep breath and remind yourself that animals have no concept of property destruction. Many more of these on the website of the same name.
Just as accurate as you high school history books. Only with 1000% more awesome.
Ohmygosh. Taylor Swift just got a new cat and this may be the cutest little thing I have ever seen. Justin and Selena’s puppy now has some serious competition. View Image ›
What happens when your pets use the force…
Some feel the need to further define their own majority. Paws down, this dog puts himself within a more modest tax-paying 53% majority.