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At least Zapp Brannigan is kind of self-aware.
Dude looks like a lady, although that's probably because of the nude fleshsuit. Read more about your new favorite monster here.
According to this absolutely horrifying, graphic retelling of former Yankee and current San Francisco Giants pitcher Randy Johnson's wild and pervy antics, there is reason to judge a man by his mustache. Apologies to Johnson, as he's surely a fine, upstanding husband and father of four. It's just that YouTube can get crazy sometimes, y'know?