Even extremely attractive and well educated women like these two have a hard time resisting a great dick joke every now and then.
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Single-serving blog 'Accidental Dong' tracks all of those times when you feel perverted for seeing penises in everyday life. Don't worry pervs! You're not alone! I'm just kind of pissed the email address accidentaldong@gmail.com is taken.
I've never heard of that kind of helicopter before. Sounds dangerous! (Via.)
The Farmer who grew these “Peter Peppers” says they can grow to a length of 18 inches.
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30 examples of Love Logs where you'd least expect them.
Scientists in Australia have found a really old fish weiner, and it looks like a dinosaur! “Now we've actually found it,” said palaeontologist Dr. John Long. “A specimen with an undoubted clasper with a knobbly end.” Hehe. “Knobbly end.”
“Look mommy, just like the man that comes over when daddy is out of town.”
This newly discovered mushroom, the Phallus dreweseii, is named after two things. A guy named Robert Drewes and its striking resemblance to a penis. It was just found off the coast of West Africa.
“Pasta Dude,” the anthropomorphic rapping noodle, is at the center of a series of ads for Domino's pulled from air because it kind of looks like he's buttf'ing. Is he saying “Pasta Dude” or “prostitute?” Eh, who cares? He's the cutest little rhyme-spittin' peen/penne we've ever seen!
An NYC subway map is re-imagined as something slightly more…familiar? Once you see this, you really can't unsee it — if you know what I mean.
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A Flash game in which one plays the glock with the cock. The nudist musician retreat is just months away, so why not brush up?
Science Buzz It's true, boners are back! This blog celebrates our awkward boner moments. Because it happens to the best of us, and that's nothing to be ashamed of.
Oh, that? It's just a geoduck. Don't worry about it. Yes, there's more. See the full list at The Frisky.
A student made a secret addition to his family's mansion home - by painting a 60ft penis on the roof. It was there for a year before his parents found out about it.
Movie Buzz In Watchmen, Dr. Manhattan's twigs and berries are on full display, which has led to a revolutionary idea for the film's video game adaptation.
Science Buzz Oh, Grey's Anatomy went there. After airing an episode about, um, McSteamy's broken penis, the world is left wondering, “But can it happen to me?” And our answer? Of course! You'll know when you hear *pop*, followed by “immediate flaccidity.”
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Check out this Reddit user who seems to post exclusively about the evils of circumcision. This is the kind of dogged citizen journalism that puts the mainstream press to shame! Does the New York Times have even a single reporter on the anti-circumcision beat?
http://www.thephatphree.com/features.asp?SectionID=11&...
An open letter from a dissatisfied user of Cialis - a boner pill - takes us through the unfortunate, uncomfortable consequences of a prolonged erection. Let's get real, ladies: one read-through of this and you'll be grateful your junk stays hidden.
A rock hard penis in Utah’s Arches National Park. It’s not as cold as the Penis Iceberg, but it’s certainly not going flaccid for global warming!
Frozen genitalia from the ice floes of Antarctica. The only thing more feared by sailors than the giant ice penis is the frozen vagina of doom (not pictured).
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