10 More Awkward Phallic Symbols/Images
Penises. Everywhere.
Penises. Everywhere.
10 photos + 1 video.
By a California kid during an elementary school puberty lesson. (via reddit.com)
And they’re very mad that people on the Internet are pointing this out.
Turns out literally everything can be penis-shaped. NSFW, obvs.
It’s a teaser board erect(heh)ed in Hollywood promoting the third season of “Workaholics.” Those men must have some pointy penes.
The Internet: Where the absurd meets the scientific to create the wildly offensive. God bless it. (via reddit.com) View Image ›
Some guy died. True story. Here’s what happened.
That is one very penissy bald head. Well, it’s hard to take a newspaper published by a grocery store seriously, anyway.
Which one looks most appetizing to you? View List ›
I was going to tag this NSFW, but it’s obviously suitable for kids. (via burnred.co.uk) View Image ›
Sharing… It’s a rule now. View Image ›
Do you think these two guys know each other? View List ›
Yep, this really exists. Not just for bachelorette parties anymore, phallic pasta for the palatte! Yum! (Thanks Foodbeast )
For example, they can sing a cappella. No they can’t.
The nice policeman with the surprise penis, that’s who. And don’t you forget it. (Via.) View Image ›
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Help us help you make genuinely disastrous fashion choices. Most of these derive their particular brand of awfulness from varying degrees of inappropriate anatomical correctness, but there’s plenty of other stuff in here, if penises and vaginas aren’t really your thing. View List ›
Satisfy your curiosity re: Alien Penises. Watch Video ›
Go sharkie! You can do… wait, is that a penis? Oh God, so many penises. [ Reddit, context ] View Image ›
This elephant seems like he’s happy to see you. View Image ›
It could be the outdated prints. Or it could be the dudes’ GIANT PENISES. View List ›
Ever wanted to see what a unicorn would like with a penis for a horn, and a penis for a… penis? Well, your dream has finally come true with Peni-Pals! View List ›
Blink. Blink. OMG. I get it. View Image ›
Naked man is naked, man. Watch Video ›
There are a thousand uses for the infamous penis pillow (aka the cock cushion). View Image ›
Don’t worry, Homer. Nine out of ten religions fail in their first year. -God View Image ›
Creator Andy Bates somehow managed to turn hairy testicles into haute couture! Not that I have the balls to carry one around myself! (Via Trend de la Creme.) View Image ›
We used to have to spin the record backwards in the ’80s. View Image ›
I believe someone made a comment recently about BuzzFeed sticking with its roots. It’s all a blur to me. Unlike this picture. View Image ›