Culture Buzz Taschen's pictorial The Big Penis Book explores man's fascination with the phallus. The Big Penis Book follows success of The Big Breast Book and features 400 pages of big penises on big paper, including rare shots of legendary John Holmes. That's a whole lotta penis.
A chart showing the actual distribution of human penis size.
This image charts women's penis-size preference on a technical scale from "ideal" to "not satisfying."
A Chinese baby was born with a second penis growing out of his back.
Politics Buzz A press conference by Gary Kasparov is interrupted by a flying penis attached to a miniature helicopter. Flying dildos will spice up any long boring meeting.
Science Buzz An Icelandic museum devoted to the male organ, with preserved examples of everything from sperm whale to hamster (but no humans). Don't worry, though, they've got four volunteers lined up to donate their penises after death. How's this for creepy: "Stan Underwood supplied a written description of his penis -- which he purportedly nick-named 'Elmo' -- for display alongside a life-size plastic mould of the member as well as his pledge to donate it."
Style Buzz Electrical pair of pants claims to massage your nether-regions for up to 20 minutes at a time. Actually, I'm not even kidding, but I've been searching high and low for denim shorts in this shade of blue for months now.
Culture Buzz You may want to return that one-way ticket to the Congo, as sorcerers of black magic have been making penises shrink or - worse - disappear. Having lead to violent outbreaks and lynchings, this bit of odd news isn't to be taken lightly. However, if someone can simply find a sorcerer whose magic touch will reverse the spell, won't that make everyone happy?
Food Buzz An eatery in China that specializes in preparing penis and testicles. The Guo-li-zhuang restaurant in Beijing serves yak, buffalo, dog, goat and deer penis, among other specialties. Yum! By which we mean: We wish we could un-know this.
Science Buzz HPV doesn't just cause cervical cancer, but penis cancer as well. We've all seen those HPV commercials featuring incredulous women who can't believe that HPV causes cervical cancer. I mean, whatever, what doesn't cause cancer these days. But now that HPV is linked to PENIS CANCER, the governor of Texas is waging his own personal crusade against HPV.
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