Awkward Phallic Symbols

10 photos + 1 video.

copyranter a week ago 49 responses

Cutest Spelling Of "Penises" Ever

By a California kid during an elementary school puberty lesson. (via reddit.com)

copyranter a month ago 81 responses

New Building For China’s Communist Propaganda Newspaper Looks Like A Giant Penis

And they’re very mad that people on the Internet are pointing this out.

Ryan Broderick a month ago 60 responses

How To Throw An Absurdly Phallic Bachelorette Party

Turns out literally everything can be penis-shaped. NSFW, obvs.

Alanna Okun 2 months ago 38 responses

That’s Supposed To Be Three Penises On This Billboard

It’s a teaser board erect(heh)ed in Hollywood promoting the third season of “Workaholics.” Those men must have some pointy penes.

copyranter a year ago 72 responses

Penis Size Math

The Internet: Where the absurd meets the scientific to create the wildly offensive. God bless it. (via reddit.com) View Image ›

Jimbo Duggins a year ago 269 responses

Why You Should Never Inject Silicone Into A Penis

Some guy died. True story. Here’s what happened.

Matt Stopera a year ago 114 responses

Unintentional Penis, Weekend Edition

That is one very penissy bald head. Well, it’s hard to take a newspaper published by a grocery store seriously, anyway.

Peggy Wang a year ago 52 responses

10 Penises People Actually Eat

Which one looks most appetizing to you? View List ›

Matt Stopera a year ago 81 responses

For Ages Eight And Up

I was going to tag this NSFW, but it’s obviously suitable for kids. (via burnred.co.uk) View Image ›

BurnRed a year ago 57 responses

Rihanna’s Invisible Penis

Sharing… It’s a rule now. View Image ›

nickrrrad 2 years ago 171 responses

Who Wore It Best: The Pinocchio Penis Tattoo

Do you think these two guys know each other? View List ›

Peggy Wang 2 years ago 93 responses

Penis Pasta on foodbeast.com ›

Yep, this really exists. Not just for bachelorette parties anymore, phallic pasta for the palatte! Yum! (Thanks Foodbeast )

Hateball 2 years ago 15 responses

Penises: Things You Didn’t Know on ivillage.com ›

For example, they can sing a cappella. No they can’t.

ivillage 2 years ago respond

Who’s Making Your Neighborhood Safer?

The nice policeman with the surprise penis, that’s who. And don’t you forget it. (Via.) View Image ›

koolnewsblog 2 years ago 59 responses

9 Important Celebrity Dick Slips [NSFW]

Not just any celebrity dick slips: The best celebrity dick slips. Read More ›

Sex Tapes! 2 years ago 159 responses

The 11 Worst Fashion Accessories Of All Time [NSFW]

Help us help you make genuinely disastrous fashion choices. Most of these derive their particular brand of awfulness from varying degrees of inappropriate anatomical correctness, but there’s plenty of other stuff in here, if penises and vaginas aren’t really your thing. View List ›

Jack Shepherd 2 years ago 172 responses

Giant Penis Alien Dance

Satisfy your curiosity re: Alien Penises. Watch Video ›

Mathieu S. 2 years ago 10 responses

A Shark Fighting A T-Rex On The Moon [NSFW]

Go sharkie! You can do… wait, is that a penis? Oh God, so many penises. [ Reddit, context ] View Image ›

Hate Dinosaurs 2 years ago 84 responses

Most Inappropriate Pop Up Book Ever

This elephant seems like he’s happy to see you. View Image ›

SGTdopushups 2 years ago 79 responses

There’s Something Upsetting About These Old JC Penney Ads

It could be the outdated prints. Or it could be the dudes’ GIANT PENISES. View List ›

Tanner Ringerud 2 years ago 76 responses

Peni-Pals: Your Favorite Mythical Beasts, But with Penises (NSFW)

Ever wanted to see what a unicorn would like with a penis for a horn, and a penis for a… penis? Well, your dream has finally come true with Peni-Pals! View List ›

Josh Fjelstad 2 years ago 30 responses

Look Long and Hard (At This Picture)

Blink. Blink. OMG. I get it. View Image ›

Tabloid Prodigy 2 years ago 419 responses

Spot The Penis [NSFW]

Naked man is naked, man. Watch Video ›

Earnest Pettie 2 years ago 26 responses

Penis Pillow

There are a thousand uses for the infamous penis pillow (aka the cock cushion). View Image ›

Andrew G. 2 years ago 39 responses

Religion Is Like A Penis

Don’t worry, Homer. Nine out of ten religions fail in their first year. -God View Image ›

koolnewsblog 2 years ago 487 responses

Scrotum Handbag

Creator Andy Bates somehow managed to turn hairy testicles into haute couture! Not that I have the balls to carry one around myself! (Via Trend de la Creme.) View Image ›

SF Trend Girl 2 years ago 66 responses

Avenged Sevenfold New Song Contains Hidden Penis

We used to have to spin the record backwards in the ’80s. View Image ›

todd v2.0 2 years ago 62 responses

Unintentional Negative Space

I believe someone made a comment recently about BuzzFeed sticking with its roots. It’s all a blur to me. Unlike this picture. View Image ›

Ash 3 years ago 128 responses