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<title>French Men Asking For Bigger Condoms</title>
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		<strong>CULTURE BUZZ</strong>:  
		<strong>Different countries in Europe are asking for varying sizes of condoms. French men claim they need 6.09-inch long condoms - about 3 cm longer than Greeks, whose jimmy-size requirement was the smallest.</strong>
		Either French men are liars or I&#39;m moving.
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			<p><a class="action" href="http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=laurencook&buzz=french-men-asking-for-bigger-condoms-nv&c=7420M7&u=74X57&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Flaurencook%2Ffrench-men-asking-for-bigger-condoms-nv%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Flaurencook%2Ffrench-men-asking-for-bigger-condoms-nv%2F">Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment &raquo;</a></p>
	
	
	<p>The Best Links:</p>				
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				<li><a href="http://www.reuters.com/article/healthNews/idUSTRE4AR31F20081128?feedType=nl&feedName=ushealth1100">Vive la difference &#8212; French say need biggest condoms</a></li>
				<li><a href="http://www.rationalreview.com/content/55368">Survey: French men want bigger condoms</a></li>
				<li><a href="http://weirdbot.com/french-say-they-need-biggest-condoms-reuters/">French say they need biggest condoms (Reuters)</a></li>
				<li><a href="http://rogersparkbench.blogspot.com/2008/11/french-are-bigger-dicks.html">French Are Bigger Dicks</a></li>
		
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<pubDate>Mon, 01 Dec 2008 11:06:48 -0500</pubDate>
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<title>Penis Rock</title>
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	<p>
		
		<strong>A rock hard penis in Utah&#8217;s Arches National Park.</strong>
		It&#8217;s not as cold as the Penis Iceberg , but it&#8217;s certainly not going flaccid for global warming!
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			<p><a class="action" href="http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=ries&buzz=penis-rock-6y&c=71BXI7&u=71MQ7&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fries%2Fpenis-rock-6y%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fries%2Fpenis-rock-6y%2F">Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment &raquo;</a></p>
	
	
	<p>The Best Links:</p>				
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				<li><a href="http://meatiepants.blogspot.com/2007/11/arches-national-park.html">Happy Times at the Arches</a></li>
				<li><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/amiev/19604322/">Another Shot of Utah&#8217;s Penis Rock</a></li>
				<li><a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1797662">Travelling through Alberta and saw this oddly shaped rock</a></li>
				<li><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTyMCRN--Ik">Penis Rock With Lynn</a></li>
				<li><a href="http://buzzfeed.com/eliot/penis-slide">Penis Slide</a></li>
				<li><a href="http://buzzfeed.com/scott/penis-iceberg">Penis Iceberg</a></li>
				<li><a href="http://cgi.ebay.com/PENIS-ROCK-from-Cape-Cod-beach_W0QQitemZ170260276738QQcmdZViewItemQQimsxZ20080909?IMSfp=TL080909122008r22909">A Penis Stone on eBay</a></li>
		
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<pubDate>Thu, 11 Sep 2008 18:48:29 -0400</pubDate>
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<title>Penis Size Chart (Actual Not Preferred)</title>
<link>http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&#x26;user=jonah&#x26;buzz=penis-size-chart-reality-not-preference&#x26;c=7SJG7&#x26;u=71R7&#x26;url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fjonah%2Fpenis-size-chart-reality-not-preference%2F&#x26;rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fjonah%2Fpenis-size-chart-reality-not-preference%2F</link>
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	<a href="http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=jonah&buzz=penis-size-chart-reality-not-preference&c=7SJG7&u=71R7&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fjonah%2Fpenis-size-chart-reality-not-preference%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fjonah%2Fpenis-size-chart-reality-not-preference%2F"><img src="http://s.buzzfeed.com/static/campaign_images/2008/6/15/22/fbc0a7d90c1fe13fad981952f863e52c_i.jpg" width="125" height="83" alt="" /></a>


	<p>
		
		<strong>A chart showing the actual distribution of human penis size.</strong>
		This is a follow up to our very popular recent post: The Authentic Women&rsquo;s Penis Size Preference Chart . There appears to be a gap between biological distributions and subjective preferences.
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			<p><a class="action" href="http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=jonah&buzz=penis-size-chart-reality-not-preference&c=7SJG7&u=71R7&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fjonah%2Fpenis-size-chart-reality-not-preference%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fjonah%2Fpenis-size-chart-reality-not-preference%2F">Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment &raquo;</a></p>
	
	
	<p>The Best Links:</p>				
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				<li><a href="http://buzzfeed.com/peggy/the-authentic-womens-penis-size-preference-chart">The Popular Penis Preference Chart</a></li>
				<li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Penis_circum.svg">Related Chart: Penis Circumference</a></li>
		
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<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jun 2008 09:32:25 -0400</pubDate>
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<title>The Authentic Women&#x27;s Penis Size Preference Chart</title>
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	<a href="http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=peggy&buzz=the-authentic-womens-penis-size-preference-chart&c=7SDM7&u=72Q7&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fpeggy%2Fthe-authentic-womens-penis-size-preference-chart%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fpeggy%2Fthe-authentic-womens-penis-size-preference-chart%2F"><img src="http://s.buzzfeed.com/static/campaign_images/2008/6/12/15/0d6ea39a27a943e5a61451ed2f9717d3_i.jpg" width="125" height="83" alt="" /></a>


	<p>
		
		<strong>This image charts women&#39;s penis-size preference on a technical scale from &#8220;ideal&#8221; to &#8220;not satisfying.&#8221;</strong>
		If you feel strongly about this topic, you can also participate in the vast penis-size debate forum .
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			<p><a class="action" href="http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=peggy&buzz=the-authentic-womens-penis-size-preference-chart&c=7SDM7&u=72Q7&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fpeggy%2Fthe-authentic-womens-penis-size-preference-chart%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fpeggy%2Fthe-authentic-womens-penis-size-preference-chart%2F">Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment &raquo;</a></p>
	
	
	<p>The Best Links:</p>				
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				<li><a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/jonah/penis-size-chart-reality-not-preference">The Actual Distribution of Male Penis Sizes (CHART)</a></li>
				<li><a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/06/16/penis-size-preference-cha_n_107433.html">Is This Chart an Accurate Representation?  Please Weigh In!</a></li>
				<li><a href="http://www.ethansays.com/2008/06/the-authentic-1.html">Good to Know: Are You &#8220;Normal&#8221;?</a></li>
				<li><a href="http://www.vhlinks.com/vbforums/finally-the-authentic-womens-penis-size-prefference-chart-t44089.html?s=6b9bbf7f92c0f8f443da1d27f4fe73a7&amp;t=44089">Discussion on Van Halen Forum: &#8220;Gentlemen, print this out and laminate it for your wallet.&#8221;</a></li>
				<li><a href="http://jezebel.com/5016941/the-long-and-the-short-of-it">Jezebel Ladies Think The Chart Is Crazy (Read Comments)</a></li>
		
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<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jun 2008 09:53:49 -0400</pubDate>
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<title>Penis Theft</title>
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	<p>
		<strong>CULTURE BUZZ</strong>:  
		<strong>You may want to return that one-way ticket to the Congo, as sorcerers of black magic have been making penises shrink or - worse - disappear.</strong>
		Having lead to violent outbreaks and lynchings, this bit of odd news isn&#8217;t to be taken lightly. However, if someone can simply find a sorcerer whose magic touch will reverse the spell, won&#8217;t that make everyone happy?
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			<p><a class="action" href="http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=eliot&buzz=penis-theft&c=7O387&u=7C97&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Feliot%2Fpenis-theft%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Feliot%2Fpenis-theft%2F">Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment &raquo;</a></p>
	
	
	<p>The Best Links:</p>				
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				<li><a href="http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSN2319603620080423?feedType=RSS&feedName=oddlyEnoughNews&rpc=22&sp=true">Sorcerers With Gold Rings Are Shrinking Men&#8217;s Penises in the Congo</a></li>
				<li><a href="http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/04/25/precious-cargo-protect-your-package-from-penis-bandits/">A Guide to Avoiding Penis Thieves</a></li>
				<li><a href="http://freakonomics.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/04/25/does-climate-change-mean-more-witch-hunts/">Has Climate Change Caused Shrinkage?</a></li>
				<li><a href="http://www.236.com/blog/w/duncan_quirk/congo_penis_pandemic_6084.php">A Theory On the Case of the Disappearing Penises</a></li>
				<li><a href="http://www.bestweekever.tv/2008/04/23/in-odder-news-the-congos-got-a-dck-problem/">Congo Might Be &#8220;More F***ed Up Than the Movie With the Dudes in Ape Suits and Laser-shooting Diamonds.&#8221;</a></li>
				<li><a href="http://www.dlisted.com/node/25486">&#8220;Have These Sorcerers Been Visiting My Bar of Choice Lately?&#8221;</a></li>
				<li><a href="http://dilbertblog.typepad.com/the_dilbert_blog/2008/04/penis-thefts.html">&#8220;And What the Hell Happens When the Police Dust for Prints?&#8221;</a></li>
				<li><a href="http://crabbygolightly.com/Ultimatepenisjoke.html">America Could Learn A Valuable Lesson</a></li>
		
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<pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2008 09:22:19 -0400</pubDate>
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