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    <p>Different countries in Europe are asking for varying sizes of condoms. French men claim they need 6.09-inch long condoms - about 3 cm longer than Greeks, whose jimmy-size requirement was the smallest.</p>

  	
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    <p>You may want to return that one-way ticket to the Congo, as sorcerers of black magic have been making penises shrink or - worse - disappear.</p>

  	
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  		  		<li><a href="http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/04/25/precious-cargo-protect-your-package-from-penis-bandits/">A Guide to Avoiding Penis Thieves</a></li>
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  		  		<li><a href="http://www.dlisted.com/node/25486">&#8220;Have These Sorcerers Been Visiting My Bar of Choice Lately?&#8221;</a></li>
  		  		<li><a href="http://www.bestweekever.tv/2008/04/23/in-odder-news-the-congos-got-a-dck-problem/">Congo Might Be &#8220;More F***ed Up Than the Movie With the Dudes in Ape Suits and Laser-shooting Diamonds.&#8221;</a></li>
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