French Men Asking For Bigger Condoms

Different countries in Europe are asking for varying sizes of condoms. French men claim they need 6.09-inch long condoms - about 3 cm longer than Greeks, whose jimmy-size requirement was the smallest. Either French men are liars or I’m moving. Read More ›

Lauren Cook 4 years ago respond

Penis Rock

A rock hard penis in Utah’s Arches National Park. It’s not as cold as the Penis Iceberg, but it’s certainly not going flaccid for global warming! View Image ›

Brian Ries 4 years ago respond

Penis Size Chart (Actual Not Preferred)

A chart showing the actual distribution of human penis size. This is a follow up to our very popular recent post: The Authentic Women’s Penis Size Preference Chart. There appears to be a gap between biological distributions and subjective preferences. View Image ›

Jonah Peretti 4 years ago 15 responses

The Authentic Women’s Penis Size Preference Chart

This image charts women’s penis-size preference on a technical scale from “ideal” to “not satisfying.” If you feel strongly about this topic, you can also participate in the vast penis-size debate forum. View Image ›

Peggy Wang 4 years ago 93 responses

Penis Theft

You may want to return that one-way ticket to the Congo, as sorcerers of black magic have been making penises shrink or - worse - disappear. Having lead to violent outbreaks and lynchings, this bit of odd news isn’t to be taken lightly. However, if someone can simply find a sorcerer whose magic touch will reverse the spell, won’t that make everyone happy? Read More ›

Eliot Glazer 5 years ago respond