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This Tree Is A Dick [NSFW]

This could also bring an entirely new meaning to the term “tree hugger.” View Image ›

This Is A Water Slide

According to my six year old daughter. A water slide, dammit. It’s very pretty honey! Oh, it’s going into a pool from the roof of the house? Of course it is. View Image ›

Donna Dickens a year ago 80 responses

NSFW Scissors

When kids draw, great things happen. View Image ›

BurnRed a year ago 8 responses

For Ages Eight And Up

I was going to tag this NSFW, but it’s obviously suitable for kids. (via burnred.co.uk) View Image ›

BurnRed a year ago 57 responses

Anthony Weiner To Seek Treatment As Nancy Pelosi Calls For Him To Step Down

Following calls from House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi and other top Democrats for him to step down, Anthony Weiner announced he will seek professional treatment and asked for a leave of absence from Congress. Weiner has so far refused to say he will resign from office. View List ›

Hot List a year ago 15 responses

Huma Abedin, The Primary Reason Anthony Weiner Is An Idiot (Pictures)

Huma Abedin is an intelligent, successful and beautiful woman. As these photos illustrate, any man who would take her for granted is a fool. That any man is Anthony Weiner. Abedin, a powerful aide to Secretary of State Hilary Clinton, married Weiner last year. To further compound Weiner’s idiocy, Abedin is now pregnant with his child. View List ›

Gavon Laessig a year ago 59 responses

Andrew Breitbart Won’t Release X-Rated Photo Of Anthony Weiner, Will Keep It For ‘Insurance’

The conservative blogger who helped distribute lewd photos of Rep. Anthony Weiner, and who hijacked Weiner’s press conference yesterday, says he’ll hold on to the most explicit picture of the New York congressman in case of “reprisals.” Countdown to it inevitably getting leaked in 5, 4, 3… View List ›

Hot List a year ago 11 responses

Anthony Weiner’s Confession

At a New York press conference, Rep. Anthony Weiner admitted to sending a lewd photo to a woman who wasn’t his wife, then lying that he was the victim of hackers when the photo became public. Weiner also confessed to exchanging sexual photos and e-mails with 6 other women in recent years, some of whom while he was married. He said he has no intention of resigning from Congress. Watch Video ›

Gavon Laessig a year ago 42 responses

Justin Timberlake And Mila Kunis Grope Each Other

And not in that exaggerated, PDA-blown-out-of-proportion, tabloidy kind of way. They’re full on grabbing each other’s junk. But it was part of a bit at the MTV Movie Awards, so don’t get too hot and bothered. Still, that’s commitment to a bit. More over at The Superficial. View List ›

Gavon Laessig a year ago 80 responses

Tito Ortiz’s Leaked Penis Picture (NSFW)

A full frontal nude picture of Tito Ortiz leaked onto his Twitter. Tito claims he was hacked. Likely story! (via dlisted.com) View Image ›

achoo a year ago 50 responses

Boy Brutally Murdered By Syrian Forces Sparks Second Wave Of Uprising (NSFW)

Horrifying video. Hamza Al-Khatib, a 13-year-old boy, was detained by Syrian forces at a checkpoint in the village of Jiza on April 29th. His barely recognizable corpse was returned to his parents nearly a month later. This video, filmed and posted on Youtube by his parents, details the horrific wounds covering Hamza’s body. He was beaten, burned, shot and had his genitals cut off. Hamza has since become a martyr for the Syrian rebellion. WARNING: Graphic video. Watch Video ›

Gavon Laessig a year ago 70 responses

Anthony Weiner ‘Can’t Say With Certitude’ It Wasn’t His Weiner

Which basically translates to, “Yup, that’s my junk.” In an interview with NBC’s Luke Russert, Rep. Anthony Weiner refused to deny that a lewd photo which surfaced online was of his crotch. That he used the phrase “can’t say with certitude,” when asked point blank if the peter pic was of him, is pretty much confirmation. View List ›

Gavon Laessig a year ago 17 responses

Ron Jeremy Plays A Piano Solo

I hear he can play for hours … Watch Video ›

The Real Will Cady a year ago 3 responses

Lady Gaga’s Penis Shoes

These are the offending stiffy stilettos that were censored on American Idol. Geez…sorry about all the Lady Gaga posts today. It seems like she’s single penisedly propping up the internet today. View Image ›

Gavon Laessig 2 years ago 345 responses

This Wall Used To Have Art On It

A wall with beautiful street art by Teazer, Numskull and Roach was painted over by a real estate company to clean the building’s image. Now the wall sends out a different kind of message. I much prefer the former. (Via) View Image ›

Ashley Baccam 2 years ago 130 responses

Penis Museum Scores Cool New Penis on thehairpin.com ›

If you consider a recently donated human specimen from a 95-year-old “cool.”

The Hairpin 2 years ago respond

Suggestive Looking Vegetables

Mostly a list of vegetables that look like penises. View List ›

Ashley Baccam 2 years ago 54 responses

Katie Holmes ‘Horrified’ by Suri’s Penis Gummies on usmagazine.com ›

Whoops.

Us Weekly 2 years ago respond

Naked Guy Gets Punched Out At Concert

Photographs of a stark raving naked man at the very moment he was decked in the face for nudely grinding on people at the Ultra Music Festival. We didn’t have to make the censor badges very big, if you catch our innuendo about his small genitals. More, including video, over at Barstool Boston. View List ›

Gavon Laessig 2 years ago 83 responses

Asian Penis Pickup

Guy tries to pick up girls by using as many variations of the word for “penis” as he can. This proves that women aren’t going to tear you to shreds if you randomly approach them. Watch Video ›

WickedHype 2 years ago 6 responses

The Worst Of Dov Charney

American Apparel founder and CEO Dov Charney is being sued by a former employee for allegedly keeping her as a sex slave. This is but the latest chapter in Charney’s sordid history of pervy behavior, sexual harassment lawsuits and salacious statements. Here are some quotes by and about Charney that might provide some context for his current woes. View List ›

Gavon Laessig 2 years ago 56 responses

James Franco In Tights

James Franco in tights from the Academy Awards parody of “Black Swan.” His lack of shame is genuinely admirable. View Image ›

Gavon Laessig 2 years ago 49 responses

Man Pulls Car In Very Stupid Fashion

A gentleman named The Horse attempts to pull a Volkswagen Jetta with his penis. If he’s trying to live up to his namesake, this isn’t how carriages were drawn. He’s wrapped up pretty well, so—aside from his understandable cursing—this is safe for work. Watch Video ›

Gavon Laessig 2 years ago 29 responses

Penis With A Back-Up Plan [VERY NSFW]

It looks…daunting. Depending on how you use it, this dude comes with a built-in clit stimulator! View Image ›

Peggy Wang 2 years ago 85 responses

What A Lovely Home

From a realty website’s listing of a Houston-area house, here’s a perfectly normal photograph of a perfectly normal bathroom. Sold. It’s like putting out the fine China when you have guests. View Image ›

Gavon Laessig 2 years ago 103 responses

A Visual Metaphor For Last Night’s Snow Storm

The Northeast got pounded by another blast of white stuff, bringing Washington D.C. to its knees and dropping more than twelve inches on New York. Last night on Philadelphia’s Fox29, weatherman John Bolaris illustrated the rigid, punishing front. View Image ›

Gavon Laessig 2 years ago 21 responses

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