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Be sure to cup the ball for ultimate torque. Sorry, Shake Weight…you just got outmasturbated.

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1. "I have never put my penis in a man...I’ve never had a cock in my arse." --Tom Hardy, 2011

   

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A Phoenix local accidentally shot his own groin in a parking lot … and that's all we know. The crack reporters at ABC15 didn't uncover any other info as to why the man was locked and loaded (granted, he wasn't breaking the law), but thankfully they managed to interview a bunch of non-witnesses and make bad puns. Go journalism!

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Just when you didn't think you could handle any more Weiner, a video like this turns it all around. I like the part where his name sounds like a euphemism for his penis.

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   Rep. Anthony Weiner, D-N.Y., is questioned by the media near his home in the Queens borough of New York, Saturday, June 11, 2011. The 46-year-old congressman acknowledged Friday that he had online contact with a 17-year-old girl from Delaware but said there was nothing inappropriate. (AP Photo/David Karp) WASHINGTON (AP)--Under fierce pressure from fellow Democrats to resign in a sexting scandal, Rep. Anthony Weiner announced Saturday he was entering professional treatment at an undisclosed location and requested a leave of absence from Congress. An aide for the embattled New York lawmaker made the disclosure in a statement shortly after several Democratic party leaders demanded he quit for exchanging messages and photos ranging from sexually suggestive to explicit with several women online. "This sordid affair has become an unacceptable distraction for Representative Weiner, his family, his constituents and the House," Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz, the party chairwoman, said in a written statement calling for the 46-year-old married lawmaker to step down. The House Democratic leader, Rep. Nancy Pelosi of California, said Weiner "has the love of his family, the confidence of his constituents and the recognition that he needs help. I urge Congressman Weiner to seek that help without the pressures of being a member of Congress." Weiner's spokeswoman, Risa Heller, said in the statement that the congressman departed during the morning "to seek professional treatment to focus on becoming a better husband and healthier person. In light of that, he will request a short leave of absence from the House of Representatives so that he can get evaluated and map out a course of treatment to make himself well." The statement did not say where he would receive treatment, or what type was involved. Others familiar with his plans said he had left New York by air.

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   Conservative activist Andrew Breitbart, who runs BigGovernment.com, addresses a news conference prior to U.S. Rep. Anthony Weiner, D-N.Y.,, in New York, Monday, June 6, 2011. After days of denials, a choked-up New York Democratic Rep. Anthony Weiner confessed Monday that he tweeted a bulging-underpants photo of himself to a young woman and admitted to "inappropriate" exchanges with six women before and after getting married. (AP Photo/Richard Drew) WASHINGTON (AP)--The conservative blogger who reported that a photo of a man's crotch had been sent from Rep. Anthony Weiner's Twitter account to a woman college student says he has an X-rated picture he'll publicize if the New York Democrat attempts reprisals against him. Conservative activist Andrew Breitbart of the website BigGovernment.com tells NBC's "Today" show he considers the image "an insurance policy" against attacks from Weiner, who on Monday admitted the crotch photo was of him. The married Weiner also acknowledged he had engaged in inappropriate contact with six women over three years through social networking sites like Twitter and Facebook and occasionally over the phone. Breitbart told NBC Tuesday that if Weiner wants to open himself to further investigation, "there are a lot of women" who could come forward. Asked directly if he considered the purported unpublicized picture an insurance policy, Breitbart replied, "I don't like to think of it that way."

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At a New York press conference, Rep. Anthony Weiner admitted to sending a lewd photo to a woman who wasn't his wife, then lying that he was the victim of hackers when the photo became public. Weiner also confessed to exchanging sexual photos and e-mails with 6 other women in recent years, some of whom while he was married. He said he has no intention of resigning from Congress.

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Horrifying video. Hamza Al-Khatib, a 13-year-old boy, was detained by Syrian forces at a checkpoint in the village of Jiza on April 29th. His barely recognizable corpse was returned to his parents nearly a month later. This video, filmed and posted on Youtube by his parents, details the horrific wounds covering Hamza's body. He was beaten, burned, shot and had his genitals cut off. Hamza has since become a martyr for the Syrian rebellion. WARNING: Graphic video.

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