Even extremely attractive and well educated women like these two have a hard time resisting a great dick joke every now and then.

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They're everywhere you look!

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Sometimes maybe they're too skinny.

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For those times when a real uncircumcised penis just won't cut it.

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A European company plans to start selling custom condoms according to a DIY chart that men use to measure themselves with. I'm a J44… that's pretty good right?

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When you are making decisions for your bicycle teams new uniforms, it's best to stick with the classic black bicycle shorts, for obvious reasons.

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Have you seen this little dickhead around Toronto (or, at the very least, his minuscule wiener)?

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This is an adorable note one of my granddaughters left me after she visited for the weekend. It warmed my old heart so I just had to share it with the BuzzFeed readers!

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At a recent concert, Lady GaGa's dress got hiked up a little too far, revealing what could possibly (probably) be a penis.

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1. The Concert Footage (You Be The Judge)

It's summertime and it's hot outside, and I'm sure you're sitting in front of your computer wishing that you could be at the beach. But you can't be, and that's ok, cause it turns out the beach isn't so great after all. Here's the top 10 reasons to just stay away from the beach this summer:

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Michael Jordan has an encounter with a giant inflatable penis at a celebrity golf tournament over the weekend.

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Local scholars engage in some classic vandalism with a very pithy, clear message.

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Scientists in Australia have found a really old fish weiner, and it looks like a dinosaur! “Now we've actually found it,” said palaeontologist Dr. John Long. “A specimen with an undoubted clasper with a knobbly end.” Hehe. “Knobbly end.”

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“Pasta Dude,” the anthropomorphic rapping noodle, is at the center of a series of ads for Domino's pulled from air because it kind of looks like he's buttf'ing. Is he saying “Pasta Dude” or “prostitute?” Eh, who cares? He's the cutest little rhyme-spittin' peen/penne we've ever seen!

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1. Read All About Pasta Dude
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Our detailed quiz will help you figure out exactly what kind of penis you've got there.

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1. Penis Size Chart (Actual Not Preferred) [PIC]
2. The Authentic Women’s Penis Size Preference Chart [PIC]

Pricasso paints stuff with his dong and butt, like this portrait of Dubya getting “reared” by a bull [market]. Although we could do without the lamé leg warmers.

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An NYC subway map is re-imagined as something slightly more…familiar? Once you see this, you really can't unsee it — if you know what I mean.

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SCIENCE BUZZ: It's true, boners are back ! This blog celebrates our awkward boner moments. Because it happens to the best of us, and that's nothing to be ashamed of.

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MOVIE BUZZ: In Watchmen , Dr. Manhattan's twigs and berries are on full display, which has led to a revolutionary idea for the film's video game adaptation.

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Flickr tries to be helpful, which is nice. May have been a little bit too presumptuous there, though.

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