Corkscrew genitalia for everyone! And penis spines. There are always penis spines.
All Aboard the Cock-a-Doodle Express to Deulmusae. NSFW. NSFW.
“There’s a massive penis headed our way from the northwest.”
Dear Britain, can we just stop seeing cocks in every damned thing on Earth?
It measures pace and, er, thrusts per minute.
A cock(erel) that looks like a penis. Who knew?
Some things you learn the hard way.
An Alabama man claims he went to the hospital for a circumcision procedure, but awoke to find his penis had been removed.
“Before I had any idea what sex was, I thought it was some kind of secret club that only had a couple members, including my parents and some movie stars.”
Feel the good vibrations!
We are NOT repressed. We’re NOT.
If Apple doesn’t allow the word “vagina” to be engraved in an iPad, what words will it let you use?
Cloudy with a chance of balls.
Did a toddler write the plural forms of these?
It’s SFW, because they’re not actual dicks but NSFW because they look like dicks.
Johnsons! Johnsons everywhere!
He was stuck for TWO DAYS.
“Anal lube that tastes like birthday cake and is vegan is really a niche market.”
It’s time we told you about Penis Fencing.
These designers really blew it.
Wrangle that thing in this summer, and for under $30!
Do you know what it takes to be a man?
Don’t double-bag it. Just don’t.
From ding-a-ling to disco stick, via everything in between.