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Culture Buzz That is one very penissy bald head. Well, it's hard to take a newspaper published by a grocery store seriously, anyway.
Sports Buzz Even if you have no interest in soccer, you should watch this guy. Share his moment.
TV Buzz NYMag's Sarah Frank has discovered that your DVR is full of penises and vaginas. (via nymag.com)
Be sure to cup the ball for ultimate torque. Sorry, Shake Weight…you just got outmasturbated. (via hatetheplayer.tumblr.com)
Celebrity Buzz In response to lingering questions about his sexual preferences, specifically seeking to elaborate on an interview from 2008 in which he said, “Of course I have [had sexual relations with other men]. I’m an actor for fuck’s sake,” Tom Hardy recently said the following to Marie Claire. He is an man known for his nuance and subtlety.
Tech Buzz Granted, it's a poorly drawn penis, but a penis nonetheless. Some Australian guy out there has a hilarious sense of humor, and art skills that leave a bit to be desired. (Thanks Matt!)
Paul Rudd is super hot on the BuzzFeed Network right now. Here's all the best viral buzz on Paul Rudd.
Oh, wait… This was on a proof that almost went to print, but was caught before it wound up scarring children/subliminally enticing lonely housewives in Barnes and Noble. Cannot be unseen.
Culture Buzz A Phoenix local accidentally shot his own groin in a parking lot … and that's all we know. The crack reporters at ABC15 didn't uncover any other info as to why the man was locked and loaded (granted, he wasn't breaking the law), but thankfully they managed to interview a bunch of non-witnesses and make bad puns. Go journalism! (via abc15.com)
This could also bring an entirely new meaning to the term “tree hugger.”
According to my six year old daughter. A water slide, dammit. It's very pretty honey! Oh, it's going into a pool from the roof of the house? Of course it is.
I was going to tag this NSFW, but it's obviously suitable for kids. (via burnred.co.uk)
Just when you didn't think you could handle any more Weiner, a video like this turns it all around. I like the part where his name sounds like a euphemism for his penis. (via iheartchaos.com)
Culture Buzz Following calls from House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi and other top Democrats for him to step down, Anthony Weiner announced he will seek professional treatment and asked for a leave of absence from Congress. Weiner has so far refused to say he will resign from office.
Celebrity Buzz Huma Abedin is an intelligent, successful and beautiful woman. As these photos illustrate, any man who would take her for granted is a fool. That any man is Anthony Weiner. Abedin, a powerful aide to Secretary of State Hilary Clinton, married Weiner last year. To further compound Weiner's idiocy, Abedin is now pregnant with his child.
Politics Buzz The conservative blogger who helped distribute lewd photos of Rep. Anthony Weiner, and who hijacked Weiner's press conference yesterday, says he'll hold on to the most explicit picture of the New York congressman in case of “reprisals.” Countdown to it inevitably getting leaked in 5, 4, 3…
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