The Man With The World’s Largest Penis Made A Music Video

The song is called “It’s Too Damn Big” and it’s certainly something…

Ryan Broderick a week ago 159 responses

Mars Rover Accidentally Draws A Penis In Outer Space

Nasa’s $800 million machines are looking for signs of life on the red planet. Instead, they’ve done this.

Sam Parker 3 weeks ago 137 responses

The Road To Hell Is Paved With Graffiti Penises

Centralia’s underground coal veins have smoldered since 1962. The ghost town’s highways have since become a strange graffiti message board.

Kevin Tang 4 months ago 115 responses

Howard Stern’s Penis Ruins Fox News, CNN Times Square Reports

CNN let him go on for almost a minute before changing segments.

Andrew Kaczynski 4 months ago 62 responses

The Most Offensive Costume In The World

The pun on “King Kong” wasn’t bad enough, so they made sure to recommend the blackface makeup. Nice work, Jokers’ Masquerade.

Raymond Sultan 6 months ago 73 responses

21 Adult Novelty Costumes Explained

Confused by all the men’s costumes you’re seeing in stores and online? This handy key will clue you in to the joke.

Raymond Sultan 6 months ago 313 responses

23 Pictures Of Tourists With America’s Giant Penis

The Washington Monument opened its doors to the public 124 years ago today. Let’s pay homage by celebrating America’s longest running dick joke.

Matt Kiebus 7 months ago 223 responses

"Uncle Obama" Song Is One Big Penis Euphemism

Sample lyric from Sister Deborah’s dancehall jam out of Ghana: “Uncle Obama, I like the size of your banana. Can I give it to my monkey? It will be so very happy!”

Dorsey Shaw 7 months ago 34 responses

Aaron Johnson’s Revealing "Kick-Ass" Costume

The actor dons his ‘superhero’ costume for the sequel and it’s very clear he’s not wearing any underwear.

Stacy Lambe 7 months ago 50 responses

Jill Biden Inadvertently Makes A Really Long Penis Joke

The crowd starts cracking up at an unintentional euphemism, then the Bidens themselves can’t stop laughing. Looks like John Hamm has competition.

Dorsey Shaw 7 months ago 311 responses

Some English Fan Flashed His Penis During Italy’s Penalty Kicks

Kind of a dickish strategy, if you ask me.

Kevin Lincoln 10 months ago 22 responses

20 Best Online Reviews Of Male Enhancement Products

What’s really surprising is how many men are extremely satisfied with their penis-enlargement slings, weights, how-to books, and other “innovations.”

Anna North 11 months ago 73 responses

What The Hell Is Going On Here? (NSFW-ish—Synthetic Penis)

???

copyranter 11 months ago 43 responses

Japanese Chef Serves Own Genitals For Dinner

Nothing in that headline is inaccurate or an exaggeration. Mao Sugiyama is a Japanese chef who recently served his/her surgically removed male genitals to five connoisseurs for about $250 a plate. WARNING: Yes, there are photos.

Gavon Laessig 11 months ago 796 responses

I Got Pejazzled And Lived To Tell About It

In which we send a BuzzFeed editor (me) to get his junk waxed and adorned with rhinestones. For science.

Gavon Laessig a year ago 154 responses

Penis Print Leggings Are An Actual Thing

For €119,00 I’m not sure what kind of women would actually buy these. PS - They are also available in mens sizes.

Samir Mezrahi a year ago 48 responses

The Dick Hat

Bachelorette party novelty or ART? The realist details on this thing are incredible.

Peggy Wang a year ago 17 responses

Five Super-Fun Recent Ads With Kids In Them

Who doesn’t love kids! (me)! Kids! Kidds! Kidzzz!

copyranter a year ago 17 responses

Yoga Gives You A Prolonged Life, Penis (NSFW-ish)

Pose: Upward-facing middle leg.

copyranter a year ago 3 responses

Unintentional Penis, Weekend Edition

That is one very penissy bald head. Well, it’s hard to take a newspaper published by a grocery store seriously, anyway.

Peggy Wang a year ago 52 responses

Man Scores Goal With Penis

Even if you have no interest in soccer, you should watch this guy. Share his moment.

BurnRed a year ago 107 responses

Fingernail Penis [NSFW]

This cannot be unseen.

Dorsey Shaw a year ago 34 responses

Prime-Time TV Loves ‘Penis’ And ‘Vagina’

NYMag’s Sarah Frank has discovered that your DVR is full of penises and vaginas. (via nymag.com)

Dorsey Shaw a year ago 17 responses

Free Flexor, Your New Favorite Workout Penis

Be sure to cup the ball for ultimate torque. Sorry, Shake Weight…you just got outmasturbated. (via hatetheplayer.tumblr.com) Watch Video ›

Gavon Laessig a year ago 83 responses

Tom Hardy Would Like To Clarify A Few Things Regarding His Sexuality

In response to lingering questions about his sexual preferences, specifically seeking to elaborate on an interview from 2008 in which he said, “Of course I have [had sexual relations with other men]. I’m an actor for fuck’s sake,” Tom Hardy recently said the following to Marie Claire. He is an man known for his nuance and subtlety. View List ›

Gavon Laessig a year ago 24 responses

Someone Drew A Penis On The Google Maps Street View Camera

Granted, it’s a poorly drawn penis, but a penis nonetheless. Some Australian guy out there has a hilarious sense of humor, and art skills that leave a bit to be desired. (Thanks Matt!) View List ›

Jack Moore a year ago 57 responses

There Is Nothing Wrong With This Book Cover Whatsoever

Oh, wait… This was on a proof that almost went to print, but was caught before it wound up scarring children/subliminally enticing lonely housewives in Barnes and Noble. Cannot be unseen. View Image ›

Gavon Laessig a year ago 43 responses

Best Ice Cream-Related Police Report Ever

Kids these days. View Image ›

Matt Stopera a year ago 35 responses

Man Fires Round In His Pants

A Phoenix local accidentally shot his own groin in a parking lot … and that’s all we know. The crack reporters at ABC15 didn’t uncover any other info as to why the man was locked and loaded (granted, he wasn’t breaking the law), but thankfully they managed to interview a bunch of non-witnesses and make bad puns. Go journalism! (via abc15.com) View Media ›

Brian Abrams a year ago 14 responses