Even extremely attractive and well educated women like these two have a hard time resisting a great dick joke every now and then.
A European company plans to start selling custom condoms according to a DIY chart that men use to measure themselves with. I'm a J44… that's pretty good right?
These “revolutionary hot pants” - as described in the ad - are sure to provide the perfect accent to that “70's space hustler” look you've been aiming for. It's never too early to start thinking about Christmas gifts.
When you are making decisions for your bicycle teams new uniforms, it's best to stick with the classic black bicycle shorts, for obvious reasons.
Have you seen this little dickhead around Toronto (or, at the very least, his minuscule wiener)?
This is an adorable note one of my granddaughters left me after she visited for the weekend. It warmed my old heart so I just had to share it with the BuzzFeed readers!
At a recent concert, Lady GaGa's dress got hiked up a little too far, revealing what could possibly (probably) be a penis.
Culture Buzz It's summertime and it's hot outside, and I'm sure you're sitting in front of your computer wishing that you could be at the beach. But you can't be, and that's ok, cause it turns out the beach isn't so great after all. Here's the top 10 reasons to just stay away from the beach this summer:
Michael Jordan has an encounter with a giant inflatable penis at a celebrity golf tournament over the weekend.
Local scholars engage in some classic vandalism with a very pithy, clear message.
Scientists in Australia have found a really old fish weiner, and it looks like a dinosaur! “Now we've actually found it,” said palaeontologist Dr. John Long. “A specimen with an undoubted clasper with a knobbly end.” Hehe. “Knobbly end.”
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A 25-year-old Egyptian man cut off his own penis to spite his family after he was refused permission to marry a girl from a lower class family. Yup… find out more at metro.co.uk
“Pasta Dude,” the anthropomorphic rapping noodle, is at the center of a series of ads for Domino's pulled from air because it kind of looks like he's buttf'ing. Is he saying “Pasta Dude” or “prostitute?” Eh, who cares? He's the cutest little rhyme-spittin' peen/penne we've ever seen!
Science Buzz Our detailed quiz will help you figure out exactly what kind of penis you've got there.
Pricasso paints stuff with his dong and butt, like this portrait of Dubya getting “reared” by a bull [market]. Although we could do without the lamé leg warmers.
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