Celebrity Buzz “PoPo come n get me if u can find meeee. I blame traffik,” pontificated the pop singer. Oh Ke$ha, what will you do next?
Culture Buzz Specifically the urine of little boys. Seriously. I really have nothing more to add.
TV Buzz Not only has Carrie consumed over 900 gallons of urine during her 4-year addiction, but she uses a neti pot filled with her pee, too. You may now commence your “eww-ing” and vomiting noises. Thanks, “My Strange Addiction”!!
Celebrity Buzz “I left it in my car,” he promised. If it were me, I might have left it in TomKat's mailbox, but who knows? Think of the possibilities!
Celebrity Buzz He's handling it the same way I would. Nothing's wrong. Everything's cool. I just finished a wonderful dinner and feel like whistling. (via theblemish.com)
Culture Buzz In Eureka, CA, Occupy protestors have allegedly been pooping and peeing on a local bank. But I mean, come on man, it's like totally a metaphor for what the banks are doing to the 99%!
Culture Buzz Oscar is the kind of dog who knows what he wants, when he wants it. And Oscar wants everyone to know that sidewalk is his territory.
It's a great question, but first they'll have to learn about genitals. (via kotaku.com)
Celebrity Buzz If you saw the story about Robert “Sandy” Vietze, then you can probably hazard a guess. The French acting icon was on an Air France plane as it prepared to take off from Paris and got into an argument with a flight attendant in front of the lavatory. We'll let Fox News take it from there…
Culture Buzz Robert Vietze of Vermont was taken into custody by Port Authority officers at JFK airport in New York yesterday after he nearly got into a mid-flight fight with the father of an 11-year-old girl. Why was the father so upset? We'll let the New York Post set the scene.
Now we know what it sounds like when Speaker of the House John Boehner takes a satisfying slash in the Capitol Hill men's room. Then again, maybe he was just letting a pent up SBD rip right before the elevator doors closed. (via firstread.msnbc.msn.com)
Don't lie! Sometimes you draw pictures when you take a piss, right? With a thermochromic urinal, it's way easier to make “art.”
In all fairness, Harley's owner calls it “tee tee” not “pee pee.” But I digress. Who knew acrobatic urination could be so cute?
I have never deviated from this formula. If you're faced with the third scenario, find a dumpster in the alley.
Why is this guy acting surprised when she gets angry? She's gonna cut his penis off.
Cutting edge military technology put to good use by recording a guy taking a leak. It looks like Silly String shooting out of his pants.
Ur-ine in your car, ur-ine the shower, ur-ine the park – Pee dilemma? No worries, you can now consult this simple flow chart for all your pee needs.
Celebrity Buzz I've never been much of a Ke$ha fan… For one, I have to pause while typing her name just to find the f*cking '$' key. Who needs that aggravation!? With this post, I eat my words and go down all the reasons why I MUST like KeSha (Yup, I'm giving up on '$'). [Inspired by @MTVBuzzworthy]
In her face, to be exact. This is actually 100% safe for work. CBS, your go-to source for PG Morning Show Bukkake. (via Warming Glow)
When a gal's gotta go, she'll do whatever it takes. And that includes peeing backwards into a urinal. This gay man wants to know: do vaginas have laser eyes or does this lady just have excellent aim?