It’s going to be okay.
It’s going to be okay.
YOU GET TO PEE WHEREVER YOU WANT AND IT’S JUST NOT FAIR.
Your pee is more powerful than you think.
Plus 20 cringe-inducing album covers, the wittiest, most delightful GIFs you’ll see today, and science’s answer to a question that’s plagued beachgoers since the dawn of time.
Because everybody’s talking about it (and you might as well see it with your own eyes).
Here’s your annual production of hair, sweat, tears, and more. A lot more.
You ever wonder what the deal is with pee? Well URINE luck. (Hahahaha sorry.)
Apparently, no one at Target realized the name of their new brand of sandals is also the Spanish word for pee.
Spoiler alert: it’s the asparagus.
It’s okay, she can do no wrong.
I’d say a couple hundred pounds.
“PoPo come n get me if u can find meeee. I blame traffik,” pontificated the pop singer. Oh Ke$ha, what will you do next?
Specifically the urine of little boys. Seriously. I really have nothing more to add.
Not only has Carrie consumed over 900 gallons of urine during her 4-year addiction, but she uses a neti pot filled with her pee, too. You may now commence your “eww-ing” and vomiting noises. Thanks, “My Strange Addiction”!!
Like father like son.
“I left it in my car,” he promised. If it were me, I might have left it in TomKat’s mailbox, but who knows? Think of the possibilities!
He’s handling it the same way I would. Nothing’s wrong. Everything’s cool. I just finished a wonderful dinner and feel like whistling. (via theblemish.com)
In Eureka, CA, Occupy protestors have allegedly been pooping and peeing on a local bank. But I mean, come on man, it’s like totally a metaphor for what the banks are doing to the 99%!
Oscar is the kind of dog who knows what he wants, when he wants it. And Oscar wants everyone to know that sidewalk is his territory.
If you saw the story about Robert “Sandy” Vietze, then you can probably hazard a guess. The French acting icon was on an Air France plane as it prepared to take off from Paris and got into an argument with a flight attendant in front of the lavatory. We’ll let Fox News take it from there… View List ›
Robert Vietze of Vermont was taken into custody by Port Authority officers at JFK airport in New York yesterday after he nearly got into a mid-flight fight with the father of an 11-year-old girl. Why was the father so upset? We’ll let the New York Post set the scene. View List ›
Now we know what it sounds like when Speaker of the House John Boehner takes a satisfying slash in the Capitol Hill men’s room. Then again, maybe he was just letting a pent up SBD rip right before the elevator doors closed. (via firstread.msnbc.msn.com) Watch Video ›
Don’t lie! Sometimes you draw pictures when you take a piss, right? With a thermochromic urinal, it’s way easier to make “art.” View Image ›
I have never deviated from this formula. If you’re faced with the third scenario, find a dumpster in the alley. View Image ›
Why is this guy acting surprised when she gets angry? She’s gonna cut his penis off. Watch Video ›
We live in a brave new world. Of peeing. View Image ›
I know it’s crass, but pee is always funny. Right? Right? View List ›
Cutting edge military technology put to good use by recording a guy taking a leak. It looks like Silly String shooting out of his pants. Watch Video ›