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Beware The Pedosun
Culture Buzz Shield your eyes, children! You'll need an SPF 100 yard restraining order.
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Video: Batman Goes After Pedophiles
He'll hunt them because they can't take it. Because he's not their hero. He's our silent guardian. Our watchful protector. Our dark knight… And this guy's a pedophile. (via viralviralvideos.com)
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Link: Canadian Man Has Sex With Cabbage Patch Dolls
http://www.ottawacitizen.com/news/Judge+halts+showing+exp...
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Ottawa resident Richard Osborn is currently on trial for making and possessing pornography, as well as voyeurism. Among the videos seized at his arrest were several depicting him, um, penetrating a Cabbage Patch doll, which had been altered to provide easily accessible…orifices…I don't think I can continue. This man just ejaculated all over my childhood.
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Video: Little Girl Assaults Pedophile With Dubstep
I was scared and hating life until about 1:27. Then everything became incredible. The song is “First Of The Year” by Skrillex. Also, I'm pretty sure this was made in the future.
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If You Watch These Shows, You May Be A Pedophile
TV Buzz Because you are watching teenagers have sex.
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Fox News Doctor: “I Assure You I Am Not A Pedophile”
TV Buzz Fox News doctor Keith Ablow might have protested a tad too much while debating a new breastfeeding doll for kids. (via mediaite.com)
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Kia Ad Accused Of Promoting Pedophilia
Culture Buzz Or statutory rape. You say potato. Oh, hey, it won a prestigious advertising award. The judges who saw this apparently popped some Sportage in their pants. Blech. (via copyranter.blogspot.com)
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Wisconsin Judge Has A Way With Words
Culture Buzz Judge Philip Kirk, while sentencing a pedophile in his Waupaca County Wisconsin courtroom, used some colorful language that's gotten him into trouble with gay rights groups. Are putrid-smelling jock straps heterosexual? Full story here.
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Image: Pedobear Approves This Creepy Photoshop
I don't think this poster is fulfilling its intended purpose.
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Image: Man Files Police Report Over Fake Facebook Profile
Lance Mobley filed a complaint with police about this Facebook profile, which he claims was created by his ex-girlfriend's father, portraying him as a male prostitute and pedophile. All of this happened in the great state of South Carolina. On top of it being virulently homophobic and racist, the grammar is hilariously atrocious. Can you be charged with run-on sentences in the third degree? Maybe hit and run-on sentences?
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Image: SpongeBob Bikini Grooming Kit for 3-Year-Olds
It's amazing how a few poorly chosen words can turn an innocent children's toy into a gift bag handed out at NAMBLA conventions. Bikini Bottom, for those of you who don't have kids or aren't high, is the name of the underwater city where SpongeBob lives. Thank God the toy company didn't mention his summer home in the hamlet of Vajazzle.
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Link: FBI Warns New Barbie Could Be Used To Make Child Porn
http://www.aolnews.com/nation/article/fbi-warns-new-barbi...
The FBI is warning that a new Barbie doll could be a gift — to pedophiles. Uh-oh.
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Image: The Pedophile’s Guide To Love And Pleasure
UPDATE: In a victory for probably no one, Amazon has caved to public pressure and banned this book from their store. Folks are pretty up in arms today about this book by Philip Greaves about how to be a better - i.e., slightly less molesty - pedophile. According to TechCrunch, The Pedophile's Guide to Love and Pleasure is the 158,221st best-selling book on the Kindle, hopefully because of the low $4.79 price and not because of the content.
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Image: For Love Of The Game
For some, sports are an opportunity to use athletic talent to obtain fame and fortune. For others, it's purely for love of the game.
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Video: Spot The Pedophile
You might recognize him by the mustache, glasses, and the palpable tension in the moment when he's seen sketching a six-year-old bodybuilder after traveling 2,000 miles and camping out in front of the kid's house for the privilege of drawing him. Prepare yourself for a case of the ):'s. (tip via)
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Creepy Pedo Singer
Culture Buzz This video of a creepy pedo singer molesting a young boy on stage literally made me CRY.
