Culture Buzz Making appearances: Tupac, Pedobear, and Pepper Spray Cop. Via Bear Flop.
Sports Buzz And he even got onto the JumboTron. What an adventure for Pedobear! (via deadspin.com)
Culture Buzz Shield your eyes, children! You'll need an SPF 100 yard restraining order.
Culture Buzz Pedobear has made the news! Albuquerque's channel 13 warns parents, “this is not simply dark humor, this is not a joke.” Except yes, yes it is.
Hey it's Pedo- OH GOD! Put her down! Mr. Gusto.NYC spotted him as well but this is more, you know, his style.
Culture Buzz Someone's getting a long talk about subtext. Meanwhile, maybe Chris Hansen can leverage this to his advantage?
Worst ad campaign? Or worst ad campaign ever? OR! The best ruse for mass Pedobear hunting?
Illustrated by Richard Scarry. Check out his nifty Google tribute here if you missed out on it yesterday.
This is either an attempt to save these children. Or Pedobears are starting to mark territory as their numbers increase. The Internet needs to start a Chris Hansen breeding program, STAT.
I don't think this poster is fulfilling its intended purpose.
Urlesque whipped up this memeified version of Monopoly. Manufacture and sell, please.
Facebook wants to stop child abuse by having people change their profile pics to their favorite cartoon character. I figure if we all use Pedonald Duck, the outrage spawned by it will help end child abuse even sooner!
It takes a dedicated doctor to constantly search Yahoo Answers to help young people everywhere. This guy is a hero.
Unable to determine which ones were pedophiles, California Police take drastic measures.
I think I've found the end of the double rainbow meme, you guys. Props to this dude for at least picking a meme costume that won't sic the police on him.
Following the San Luis Obispo Sheriff's Department's lead, the Tulsa Police Department is issuing their own all-points bulletin for the known pedophile, Pedobear. Bear pedophiles are a problem that we can no longer afford to overlook.
This seemed like a good followup to my Pedobear post. Life's not fair kids. Don't take candy from strangers…even if it looks delicious.
Culture Buzz “His cute face and non-threatening appearance negate the truth of his sinister, much darker side.” Thanks, police! I feel so much safer now!
Man sees hot ginger MILF jogging in park, nearly becomes a pedo. Turns to Craigslist for assistance.
Culture Buzz Ibaby has a lovely little book called “Goodnight Faces”, which unfortunately also features a familiar bear.
This is the cake for Isabella's second birthday. [Ed Note: We wouldn't normally feature just a regular birthday cake on the front page, but that bear is so cute! Happy second birthday, Isabella!]
Why did someone stencil these “pandas” on the billboard of the Pope? What could it mean?! Why does no one ever tell the mainstream media anything? It's totally unfair.