Paula Deen Eats a Lasagna Sandwich

Genius of a woman invents the lasagna sandwich (on garlic bread!) on the spot. She is the human Garfield. Watch Video ›

Peggy Wang 2 years ago 11 responses

Paula Deen Hit In The Face With Flying Ham

Happy Thanksgiving! (She’s ok.) They play pretty tough in Savannah; in my family, you are only allowed to throw the meat shoulder-and-below. Read More ›

Amanda Dobbins 3 years ago 56 responses

Two Paula Deens

Melanie Hutsell, SNL’s top player for a brief period in 1993 (remember her Jan “Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!” Brady?) has reappeared with an impressive impersonation of butter enthusiast Paula Deen. And, just for the record, we’d like to adopt Paula as our nana. (And we’d take Melanie as the weird aunt, too, just so she doesn’t feel left out.) Watch Video ›

Eliot Glazer 3 years ago 2 responses

Butter Water

When water’s too bland and soda’s too sweet, there’s always butter water, which is like a milkshake made from heart attacks. Incidentally, this is what Paula Deen refers to when she says to “just add water.” View Media ›

Eliot Glazer 4 years ago 20 responses

Paula Deen Loses Her Pants

Oh noooooez! At the recent South Beach Wine & Food Festival, celebrity chef and professional heart attack-inducer Paula Deen lost her pants (and kind of on purpose!). At least we finally have our answer: for the record, she wears flesh-colored panties. Watch Video ›

Eliot Glazer 4 years ago 20 responses